Biggest Benefit

[promenades]

biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

Comments

Power, beauty, a bountiful harvest

[ninanna]

[Prefs in journal | "Not Worth It" is stricken out, and the list above reads in its place.]

Portable space heater.

[pettymuch]

If she gets attached enough? Unwavering devotion.

[cafeultra]

Financial security and a comfy, although not upper class, life

[just_cursed]

[Also probably devotion of a feral-cat-like murder robot, because face it, anyone sticking around long enough to get close to Zelanes would get Nine's attention too.]

She’ll support your rights and your wrongs.

[sugarandwhiskey]

[info on journal]

Free meat shield? Homecooked meals? Designated driver?

[infinite1ups]

[Claire isn't sure what the right answer is.]

Low maintenance, stable income, knowledge of the best cheap food around.

[vacantveil]

[Exquisite oral sex abilities...]

[queenofkur]

[ ... Wow. The stricken out text. The bad attempt at rewriting her benefits. That's just sad. She just stares silently with a mixture of sympathy and pity. ]

[seunggil]

Sounds useful.

[ninanna]

—None of these are lies. What's that look for?

[queenofkur]

I was looking at the original text under the things you wrote...

[ She feels so bad. Even someone as shameful and undignified as Ishtar doesn't deserve that.

... Well, maybe she deserves it a little bit. Perhaps she even deserves it a lot. But that's still so sad! ]

[pettymuch]

I come with two settings, too. Warm, comfy clothes or literal fire!

[seunggil]

How often does literal fire come in handy?

Great banter, will kill your enemies. Has trash taste in men. Surprisingly good with kids.

[rippedoff]

[She narrows her eyes at the "trash taste" part.]

Look. I learned my lesson about trying to date gamers.

great hair, supportive attitude, has his own car.

[steveharringtons]

Will trade with you over who's the golden retriever and who's the cheetah they're calming down.

[negativechill]

[ Also, would die for you to save you from a slight inconvenience.

prefs here. ]

[pettymuch]

Pretty much every day. It's super handy to dry off with after a shower.

[Does he actually do that though? No, but it's a good idea he just came up with on the fly.]

[seunggil]

Sounds like that's more of a benefit to you than to anyone else. I am jealous, though.

[ninanna]

I'm sure it was just a stupid prank by that full-of-himself Goldie. Pay no attention to it.

[pettymuch]

No! I can make my Red Aura into a warm, little bubble we could cuddle up in together!

Big dick

[occultinspector]

[seunggil]

Then it's not really fire, is it? Or... is it? Either way, I'm in.

1/4

[queenofkur]

[ ... ... ... ... Ereshkigal lies to herself all the time, but that's something else. Her self-esteem is so abysmal, she's practically begging for validation from all the passerbys. She can't stand to watch at such a pathetic display any longer from her own sister. ]

... This is too much even for me.

[ And off Ereshkigal goes! The cringe levels were getting too critical, she can't handle it. ]

[queenofkur]

[ ... Once she's out of sight, Ereshkigal runs at the very high speed behind the stages of this meme and to the upper levels. There's no time to waste. She's said this was too much even for her and she means it. ]

[queenofkur]

[ Okay, let's see now...

"Resplendent." of course

"Love" should be in there too...

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ]