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captain chris pike | star trek snw

[primedirectives]

a. My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past three days.
b. Well if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
c. I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
d. You were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "I can see your sparkle."
e. text him!

d

[beautifullies]

okay but you do sparkle when you laugh.
also i was definitely drunk.

[primedirectives]

i don't even know what that means but thanks
and i was trying to tell you that all night

how's your head?

[beautifullies]

what head
my head is gone
heads don't exit

*sxist

*EXIST

[primedirectives]

heads don't sexist huh
sounds like a problem babe

want me to order you breakfast? i assume you filched a hangover hypo from the nursing program already...

[beautifullies]

i did
it's so many rooms away

[primedirectives]

you don't have it with you?

get your roommate to get it for you

[beautifullies]

thought i would be puking, so past me put it in the bathroom
i thought i was smart

but no as it turns out, my head just wants to explode

[primedirectives]

bummer

i'd get it for you but i'm already off campus
where's zothaa?

[beautifullies]

nothing hurts her she's unbreakable
already at the library

its okay, my brain will come back eventually

where are you?

[primedirectives]

that's what you get for rooming with an andorian
she's tough as nails

flight simulator

[beautifullies]

you're gonna puke
how do you not puke
i wanna puke thinking about it

[primedirectives]

this ain't my first rodeo sweetheart

i've learned how to hold the puke in until i'm out of the cockpit

[beautifullies]

you're so skilled

if i'm still alive when you're done will you take me to get food?
i should be able to eat by then

[primedirectives]

i know

yeah if you can wait that long
i'll be a few more hours probably

can you go get yourself some water for me? you gotta drink something

[beautifullies]

you're asking so much right now
but of course, of course

i'm a medical professional in training remember

[primedirectives]

attagirl

i knew i should have stashed a water bottle under your pillow

next time

[beautifullies]

i can't ever drink this much again, ever
although the party next weekend. after that, i swear it off.

up, btw

[primedirectives]

yeah we'll see what you say to that next weekend

good girl
a full glass of water please

[beautifullies]

i know, i know

[ about a minute later. ]

someone's boxers are in the fridge
do you know anything about that or do i talk to zothaa

[primedirectives]

well i'm still wearing mine so

did zothaa have a sleepover? i don't think i was so drunk i'd have missed that

[beautifullies]

maybe she has a new THING, idk, she's weird (i say with love) she goes through phases...

tonight we are a water household so don't come here with alcohol

[primedirectives]

i will say there's a lot to be said about putting on frozen underwear after you've spent all day outside in the hot sun
and she does come from an ice planet
we shouldn't shame her for her weird phases it's culturally insensitive

roger that we love water water's the best

[beautifullies]

no shaming here
but now i want to know how many times you've done this

maybe you and Zothaa are meant for each other??

[primedirectives]

not that many times
less than ten times

it takes more than cold underwear to make two people meant for each other