TFLN

[wotcher]

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[primedirectives]

that's what you get for rooming with an andorian
she's tough as nails

flight simulator

[beautifullies]

you're gonna puke
how do you not puke
i wanna puke thinking about it

[primedirectives]

this ain't my first rodeo sweetheart

i've learned how to hold the puke in until i'm out of the cockpit

[beautifullies]

you're so skilled

if i'm still alive when you're done will you take me to get food?
i should be able to eat by then

[primedirectives]

i know

yeah if you can wait that long
i'll be a few more hours probably

can you go get yourself some water for me? you gotta drink something

[beautifullies]

you're asking so much right now
but of course, of course

i'm a medical professional in training remember

[primedirectives]

attagirl

i knew i should have stashed a water bottle under your pillow

next time

[beautifullies]

i can't ever drink this much again, ever
although the party next weekend. after that, i swear it off.

up, btw

[primedirectives]

yeah we'll see what you say to that next weekend

good girl
a full glass of water please

[beautifullies]

i know, i know

[ about a minute later. ]

someone's boxers are in the fridge
do you know anything about that or do i talk to zothaa

[primedirectives]

well i'm still wearing mine so

did zothaa have a sleepover? i don't think i was so drunk i'd have missed that

[beautifullies]

maybe she has a new THING, idk, she's weird (i say with love) she goes through phases...

tonight we are a water household so don't come here with alcohol

[primedirectives]

i will say there's a lot to be said about putting on frozen underwear after you've spent all day outside in the hot sun
and she does come from an ice planet
we shouldn't shame her for her weird phases it's culturally insensitive

roger that we love water water's the best

[beautifullies]

no shaming here
but now i want to know how many times you've done this

maybe you and Zothaa are meant for each other??

[primedirectives]

not that many times
less than ten times

it takes more than cold underwear to make two people meant for each other

[beautifullies]

you are literally the only two people i know who like cold underwear
how many more of you can there be, it's a match

[primedirectives]

maybe there's lots of us out there
maybe we should start a student organization

[beautifullies]

i think you should, i support it
water done, working on glass 2 b/c i'm an overachiever

[primedirectives]

you could join too we can all go in on it

good thank you
you think you can make it to the hangover hypo now?

[beautifullies]

i'll be fine now, promise
then a hot shower
then something responsible probably

[primedirectives]

a nap, hopefully

and then when i get back, brunch

[beautifullies]

don't wait to wake me up until you're already here
text me when you're done, so i can at least take my time getting dressed, ty

[primedirectives]

what's wrong with what you're wearing now?

[beautifullies]

something spilled on my shirt last night and apparently i thought that was fine to sleep in
we drank something that was very red, my shirt says

[primedirectives]

that explains a lot of things

don't get too fancy i'm going to feel like a real schlub compared to you