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[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[bossyboiler]

Okay. Okay. That is definitely worse. I'd be single too for a while.

[ LOL. As if she has a choice in the matter! ]

[orthodoxies]

It's all good. It gave me time to learn new hobbies. I can't crochet but I can use all kinds of power tools now.

[bossyboiler]

You're a strong, independent woman who don't need no man to fix her sink!

[orthodoxies]

I fix all the sinks now. It's a whole thing. Anyway enough about me, who are you not texting and do I need to send a squad car to his house?

[She's kidding but she technically can do that...]

[bossyboiler]

No one. I think I'm done with dating for a bit. It just does not go well.

[orthodoxies]

Same. If you want you can come over here and paint and destroy things. I find it very calming plus sometimes the neighborhood kids help.

[bossyboiler]

That's a kind offer but I don't like destroying things that I make unless it's by eating them.

[orthodoxies]

I just upcycle things. That’s how I built a pirate ship in the yard.

[bossyboiler]

Why a pirate ship?

[ Grace WTF? ]

[orthodoxies]

We were replacing the playground in my apartment complex and a friend of mine found all these spare pieces from an old sailing boat so he suggested we could repurpose them. We helped the kids build their own pirate ship in the sandbox. It's cute.

[bossyboiler]

Oh. That makes sense. For some reason I imagined you living out your high-seas fantasy.

[orthodoxies]

I don’t think I’d look very good in the costume. All I own are jeans and T-shirts.

[bossyboiler]

Seriously? That's all you own?

[orthodoxies]

Not all, but most of it. I've never really needed to wear much different.