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[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[bossyboiler]

That's a kind offer but I don't like destroying things that I make unless it's by eating them.

[orthodoxies]

I just upcycle things. That’s how I built a pirate ship in the yard.

[bossyboiler]

Why a pirate ship?

[ Grace WTF? ]

[orthodoxies]

We were replacing the playground in my apartment complex and a friend of mine found all these spare pieces from an old sailing boat so he suggested we could repurpose them. We helped the kids build their own pirate ship in the sandbox. It's cute.

[bossyboiler]

Oh. That makes sense. For some reason I imagined you living out your high-seas fantasy.

[orthodoxies]

I don’t think I’d look very good in the costume. All I own are jeans and T-shirts.

[bossyboiler]

Seriously? That's all you own?

[orthodoxies]

Not all, but most of it. I've never really needed to wear much different.