nah, i gave myself one so now everyone else has to have one too
the fuck dude??? not you knowing what that is but the check for services rendered thing
your handwriting is supposed to say shit about you. according to buzzfeed and behavior analysts for serial killers and shit being like "the murderer wrote in all caps and that's serial killer behavior" and you could never know there were some girls in school whose handwriting was all like, round and perfectly even like they invented some font irl now i'm gonna wonder if i've ever slept with one of the round handwriting girls
look man i ate two entire pizzas last night and got woken up from my nice food coma by the thought that i dunno what anyones handwriting looks like because you had to share your shower thoughts with the world im not at my quippy best right now
i thought writing in all caps was just you never graduated high school shit
i hope you find out you slept with someone who dots their i's with hearts. thats where this is going i can sense it
should've shared some of that pizza then i could've spent less time getting stoned in the shower thinking about peoples' handwriting
i never heard that i've heard people call it dad handwriting did you know architects write shit in all caps because it's easier to keep uniform on blueprints and shit my dad was a dad AND an architect and now i'm wondering if i've ever slept with any dads, architects, or serial killers
dude what if every guy i've ever slept with writes in all caps and every girl dots their i's with hearts this is what i mean!!!! we don't know anymore
Daditect serial killers is a hell of a niche fetish. There can't be too many of those my guess is youll have slept with more dads than the others. actually im thinking dads > serial killers > architects just feels like theres a better chance of a drunken regrettable one night stand with a serial killer than an architect
tho i might be saying that because im serial killer adjacent and pretty much all my hookups are drunken and regrettable
your not gonna have people take handwriting tests before hookups are you?
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the fuck dude???
not you knowing what that is but the check for services rendered thing
your handwriting is supposed to say shit about you. according to buzzfeed and behavior analysts for serial killers and shit being like "the murderer wrote in all caps and that's serial killer behavior"
and you could never know
there were some girls in school whose handwriting was all like, round and perfectly even like they invented some font irl
now i'm gonna wonder if i've ever slept with one of the round handwriting girls
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im not at my quippy best right now
i thought writing in all caps was just you never graduated high school shit
i hope you find out you slept with someone who dots their i's with hearts.
thats where this is going i can sense it
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i could've spent less time getting stoned in the shower thinking about peoples' handwriting
i never heard that
i've heard people call it dad handwriting
did you know architects write shit in all caps because it's easier to keep uniform on blueprints and shit
my dad was a dad AND an architect
and now i'm wondering if i've ever slept with any dads, architects, or serial killers
dude
what if every guy i've ever slept with writes in all caps and every girl dots their i's with hearts
this is what i mean!!!! we don't know anymore
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my guess is youll have slept with more dads than the others. actually im thinking dads > serial killers > architects
just feels like theres a better chance of a drunken regrettable one night stand with a serial killer than an architect
tho i might be saying that because im serial killer adjacent and pretty much all my hookups are drunken and regrettable
your not gonna have people take handwriting tests before hookups are you?