smokes: (where the cabs don't stop)

[personal profile] smokes 2024-08-17 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
should've shared some of that pizza then
i could've spent less time getting stoned in the shower thinking about peoples' handwriting

i never heard that
i've heard people call it dad handwriting
did you know architects write shit in all caps because it's easier to keep uniform on blueprints and shit
my dad was a dad AND an architect
and now i'm wondering if i've ever slept with any dads, architects, or serial killers

dude
what if every guy i've ever slept with writes in all caps and every girl dots their i's with hearts
this is what i mean!!!! we don't know anymore
kaballin: (Psycho Killer)

[personal profile] kaballin 2024-08-17 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Daditect serial killers is a hell of a niche fetish. There can't be too many of those
my guess is youll have slept with more dads than the others. actually im thinking dads > serial killers > architects
just feels like theres a better chance of a drunken regrettable one night stand with a serial killer than an architect

tho i might be saying that because im serial killer adjacent and pretty much all my hookups are drunken and regrettable

your not gonna have people take handwriting tests before hookups are you?