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Fandaniel | Final Fantasy XIV | ota

[endcaller]

1. Halmarut was lit on fire and Emmerololth went to gaol last night. They were unrelated incidents though.

2. There is a man in a thong with a wooden axe having battles in the street. Why do I ever bother visiting Ul'dah?

3. If you had to hazard a guess, would you say that as a species, miqo'te are more or less flammable than hyurs?

4. You told me I was beautiful then asked if you could smell me. There are many ways I could have humiliated you, but I chose not to. It was a rare moment of mercy from me. Do not let it happen again.

5. Ah. Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.

6. ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.

7. I believe there's an Allagan tomestone somewhere warning people about me based on the four adventurers who separately approached me last night and called me insane.

8. I will style my Lord Zenos's hair tonight as he sleeps. I am accepting suggestions.

9. Text him

3

[bheeahero]

...

No you are not setting me on fire to test this

[endcaller]

Oh, very well. How unfun you are.

Two of your companions are miqo'te are they not? Bring them to me.

[bheeahero]

Obviously I'm not going to do that???

[endcaller]

Oh, yes, obviously not.

Shall I target a miqo'te who is yet unknown to you, then? Would that be more palatable for you?

[bheeahero]

Why are you like this?

8 (dear gods they've upgraded to frenemies)

[crystalbetrayed]

Shave him bald.

[endcaller]

My! You are a more wicked creature than even I. I was thinking of a braid of some sort.

[crystalbetrayed]

Did I not explain how much I loathe Zenos while in Kugane? I feel like that was something I mentioned.

[endcaller]

You may have done.

'Tis terribly unfortunate. He is so very fond of you.

2

[clutterbitch]

[ the message goes unreplied for some time... ]

'twas a SUBLIGAR thankyouverymuch, and i think i cut a very dashing silhouette in it.

[endcaller]

That was YOU, was it?

I must find it difficult to recognize you when you are not frowning at me

[clutterbitch]

aye, tell me you at least stuck around long enough to see me give five different Brass Blades the slip?

i'd have quite a few more smiles ready for you if you weren't always doing that thing you do.

[endcaller]

I fear I missed that little display but I am sure it was awe-inspiring.

Now.

What thing is it that I do? The omnicide thing? Is that what we're talking about?

1!!

[convocated]

Pray that we need a fifteenth seat on the Convocation for child-minding.

[endcaller]

I thought that was Elidibus's duty. Have I been wrong this whole time?

[convocated]

Begrudgingly, even Elidibus requires supervision from time to time.

Did you do nothing to stop these incidents?

[endcaller]

Ah... STOP them? No.

[Encourage them? Yes!]

8. 1/2

[vulnstacked]

you're messaging ME about suggestions for something like that when i should find you and put you out of both of our misery

[vulnstacked]

bowl cut

[endcaller]

Oh so we can match! What a charming idea, I shall give it due consideration.

You will wait to see the results of my work before slaughtering me, won't you?

3 - this feels targeted

[thaumasion]

Fandaniel.

[endcaller]

Hello.

New tablet, who's this?

[thaumasion]

Ze. [… he maybe thought he was serious.]

Are fire and schemes the only way you know to amuse yourself?

[endcaller]

Not at all!

I am also very fond of kidnapping, brainwashing, alchemical experimentation, dancing... I'm sure there must be a few other things.