whatam_i: (urmmmmm)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2024-08-10 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
...are you talking about sex?

💚💚

I doubt it, especially when pharmacies have better and more powerful drugs available. But I guess you could still check.
hawk_shot: by hypoplasias (narrowed eyes)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm taking about jizz everywhere. About doing it so dirty I'm gonna want to lock up Lucky in the bathroom to spare him from watching us.

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What about labs?
You probably know about a few illegal ones.
whatam_i: (yeeeeesh)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2024-08-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you don't mean that literally because, ew.

I do.
But I'm positive none of them are using orchids, it's not like those types of labs are making cough syrups or ointments.
hawk_shot: by piffles (pleeeease)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fucking with you. And doing it literally later.
Btw, You are allowed to come on my tits or face if you want to.
No need to be shy.

Ok, so back to the florists then.
I could break in, check for large orders or something like that.

Anyway, how does 'Hawk 👁 Investigations' sound?
whatam_i: (meep)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2024-08-10 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I...uh...okay.
Thank you.

Why not just ask? Or check their computer systems?

Like an old 1920's noir novel series, so I like it.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (delighted)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that something you'd like to try? Because I don't mean to pressure you either!

... Because that's not how private investigators do things?

Yes, thank you!! that was what I was going for.
I really like the idea of a logo with an actual eye drawn in the middle.
Do you have one of those novels in your bookshelf? Could I borrow one?
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[personal profile] whatam_i 2024-08-11 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)