hawk_shot: by piffles (pleeeease)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fucking with you. And doing it literally later.
Btw, You are allowed to come on my tits or face if you want to.
No need to be shy.

Ok, so back to the florists then.
I could break in, check for large orders or something like that.

Anyway, how does 'Hawk 👁 Investigations' sound?
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[personal profile] whatam_i 2024-08-10 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I...uh...okay.
Thank you.

Why not just ask? Or check their computer systems?

Like an old 1920's noir novel series, so I like it.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (delighted)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that something you'd like to try? Because I don't mean to pressure you either!

... Because that's not how private investigators do things?

Yes, thank you!! that was what I was going for.
I really like the idea of a logo with an actual eye drawn in the middle.
Do you have one of those novels in your bookshelf? Could I borrow one?
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[personal profile] whatam_i 2024-08-11 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)