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[selfcares]

( ...

These are all in quick succession. )

No.
No??
No way!
Really?
Me too??
Except I was blonde.

( Wait. Waitwaitwait. Collision of the not!boyfriends. Or the unofficial ones. Hopefully Rogue never ran into either of them because that might make things difficult. )

[rollforinsight]

( Blink blink. )

Really??
Which one? The lady or one of the guys?


( Listen, he still has that scan of all the Doctor's faces. Definitely hasn't gotten rid of that. May have looked at it more than necessary. )

[selfcares]

Celery!

( Which you know, the best identifier he can think of. )

Probably for the best though. They'd have tried burning me at the stake otherwise. That's no fun, let me tell you that. You're trying to help out and just because you have breasts someone's yelling witch in your face.

( Is he still sore? Yes. )

[rollforinsight]

Oh celery guy was CUTE. Now I feel like I missed out.

I did almost get incinerated once on this planet that hated men. But I guess if you prefer Earth, it's mostly the other way around.

[selfcares]

( Kicking his feet rn. )

Ah, I was young. Very boring. You deserve an older, suaver Doctor.

I suppose no matter where you go you'll find people with Opinions. I hope you don't plan on going back though, I much prefer you un-incinerated.

[rollforinsight]

Sure, this version of you is my favourite - though I'm biased, of course. But one gets curious, you know?

It's not on my vacation list, no.

[selfcares]

Eh, curious is fine. As long as you tell me I'm handsome I won't take it too seriously.

But spill, Mr. Travelled Bounty Hunter. If you could vacation anywhere right now where would you go?

[rollforinsight]

Can confirm there is not a single un-handsome version of you, as far as I've seen. Different flavors, of course, but all excellent.

Dangerous vacation or more relaxing vacation?

[selfcares]

... Even the really old looking one?

And both? Both.

[rollforinsight]

I'd fuck that old man. They're distinguished. Grey hair is sexy. That one in velvet? Come on.

( Sure, if he met one of the older ones on the street? Maybe he wouldn't have fallen in love as brutally and immediately as he did. But knowing the Doctor now, he adores every part of him. And even back then, if he got a chance to see that passion and selfless heroism? He'd probably have fallen then too. )

Honestly the castle robbery still sounds tempting. Do a Robin Hood thing, then relax on a beach somewhere after a job well done.

[selfcares]

( He's tickled by it, can't help it. Is actually somewhere in his TARDIS beaming away. This man. He's so charismatic. )

I do have a bundle of pride flags we could leave behind but I wonder if that would only encourage the bad behaviour? Maybe I could dress like a ghost? Christmas past it.

[rollforinsight]

( Thank gods for whatever natural charm he has, because he doesn't FEEL that charismatic most of the time. )

Might just fuel the fire. I'd love to see you 'ghost of Christmas past' it though.

You've probably met that guy too, haven't you?

Did they have holograms back then? Could do a hologram ghost thing probably.

[selfcares]

Dickens? Or a ghost? Because very much both.
I like to meet all sorts, you know? Including novelists and the incorporeal.

Holograms feel impersonal, but I wouldn't mind some lasers. Trans colours, just for a little edge.

[rollforinsight]

( He's not terribly surprised anymore by all the people/beings the Doctor has met, but it's still entertaining to hear about. )

Separate or simultaneous?

Lasers don't seem like they would enhance the 'spirit of gaining a conscience' experience, but I'm not gonna say no.

[selfcares]

Separate and simultaneous. Lots of places have ghosts. Lots of places also have a Dickens.

You're right. We're not even touching all the racism with the lasers. All right, back to thievery.

[rollforinsight]

Now I feel like you're making this up.

Don't think we're solving the racism with thievery either, but at least it has an aspect of redistributing assets.

[selfcares]

Honestly honey? I'm just here for you looking dashing and semi-dangerous. If I can upset a terf in the process? Absolutely. Even better. It makes it sexier.

[rollforinsight]

Well at least we're on the same page. I'll do some research on this castle, see what's the best way in.

So should I dress up? What's a good look for castle-robbing?

[selfcares]

Something tight.

So you don't get snagged on anything. 😊

( And not for any more nefarious reasons. )

[rollforinsight]

Uh-huh, sure. ( He sees through you, Doctor. )

You thinking like full spandex catsuit or what?

[selfcares]

Oh, absolutely. Yes? For prime sneaking, right? No other reason.

[rollforinsight]

Seems like a VERY high risk of you getting very distracted mid-robbery.

[selfcares]

I promise I'll be very focused on the task at hand.

( Or ass, whatever. )

[rollforinsight]

Don't make promises you can't keep.

[selfcares]

Fine, fine.

Maybe we'll leave the terrible author unrobbed. I can always pop in and terrify her another day. But about this cat suit. Any other occasions you'd need to wear it?