Honestly honey? I'm just here for you looking dashing and semi-dangerous. If I can upset a terf in the process? Absolutely. Even better. It makes it sexier.
Maybe we'll leave the terrible author unrobbed. I can always pop in and terrify her another day. But about this cat suit. Any other occasions you'd need to wear it?
( Not remotely. In fact even just being called handsome is making him feel nice and fuzzy. )
I also don't have a burning need to rob someone anymore, so you helped with that. Though promise me you'll take me along if you do go visit her castle?
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Might just fuel the fire. I'd love to see you 'ghost of Christmas past' it though.
You've probably met that guy too, haven't you?
Did they have holograms back then? Could do a hologram ghost thing probably.
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I like to meet all sorts, you know? Including novelists and the incorporeal.
Holograms feel impersonal, but I wouldn't mind some lasers. Trans colours, just for a little edge.
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Separate or simultaneous?
Lasers don't seem like they would enhance the 'spirit of gaining a conscience' experience, but I'm not gonna say no.
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You're right. We're not even touching all the racism with the lasers. All right, back to thievery.
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Don't think we're solving the racism with thievery either, but at least it has an aspect of redistributing assets.
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So should I dress up? What's a good look for castle-robbing?
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So you don't get snagged on anything. 😊
( And not for any more nefarious reasons. )
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You thinking like full spandex catsuit or what?
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( Or ass, whatever. )
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Maybe we'll leave the terrible author unrobbed. I can always pop in and terrify her another day. But about this cat suit. Any other occasions you'd need to wear it?
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I think I'd prefer you in nothing at all though.
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( Look at him, still remembering how to flirt. It's becoming easier. )
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( Alright, so maybe outright sexting is still a little outside of his comfort zone. But just a little. He can tip-toe towards it. )
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You're right, better not to get too instructional with it. I like to see how the spirit moves.
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Promise I don't have a one track mind, you're just very handsome.
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( Not remotely. In fact even just being called handsome is making him feel nice and fuzzy. )
I also don't have a burning need to rob someone anymore, so you helped with that. Though promise me you'll take me along if you do go visit her castle?
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