I'm just saying that would surely shut them up, Daddy!
Good. With renewed ass eating needs, I hope. Things are chill. Except D at reception is officially giving me the silent treatment now and that makes works soooo much boring. I'm basically talking to myself most day. Well... officially now.
Am I allowed to touch myself and send you pictures as I wait for you?
Leslie is amazing no matter where she was fired from! And the fact that she is a super close friend to you just proves that work is not just about work.
not at all? Not even a little bit? not even for a video??
Well, if you guys had kept it strictly professional you two wouldn't have grown close and Leslie wouldn't have been allowed into that super VIP heart of yours and you guys wouldn't be the close friend you are now.
Of course I am. You deserve nothing but someone amazing to be with you.
And that's why we're extra special. Still, I think D would actually get along with you. I feel like under that long face and shyness there's a sarcasm queen hiding.
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Are you gonna share one of our own?
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how's work aside from all the eating ass talk?
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It's going okay, I'll probably need another day here but then I can come home.
How are things on your end?
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Good. With renewed ass eating needs, I hope.
Things are chill. Except D at reception is officially giving me the silent treatment now and that makes works soooo much boring. I'm basically talking to myself most day. Well... officially now.
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Of course.
When I get home I'm going to lay you down and eat your ass for hours.
Why are they giving you the silent treatment?
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Do you want me to slip in one of the plugs tomorrow while I wait for you?
Because she still doesn't accept me as her favorite person in the world...
And I don't know, she's like always busy working or whatever.
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Hrm. No. I want you nice and tight and eager for me.
Well it is a place of work, Kate.
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Should I wait at home naked then?
Yeah, but... That doesn't mean all we should do is work.
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Mmn. No.
I want you to wear the nice little purple harness I bought you a few months ago. And the knee high boots.
Sure it does. You go to work to work.
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The harness and the boots. You got it. Should I wait already bending over, on the couch, in bed...?
Yeah, why don't you tell that to Leslie.
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You can wait on the bed, no need to be uncomfortable.
Leslie got fired from a hippie yogurt stand, so it's probably not a great idea to use her as a comparison.
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Leslie is amazing no matter where she was fired from!
And the fact that she is a super close friend to you just proves that work is not just about work.
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Care to explain that logic, my love?
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Well, if you guys had kept it strictly professional you two wouldn't have grown close and Leslie wouldn't have been allowed into that super VIP heart of yours and you guys wouldn't be the close friend you are now.
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Ah.
I see.
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See? You have to agree that some of the best friendships start at work.
I mean, look at Clint and I!
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So you're trying to create a friendship with this person?
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All I'm saying is that if we're going to spend the whole day sitting next to each other we might as well become BFFs.
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You can't force friendships.
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I can't believe how after so long I still don't get used to how amazing you feel.
Well, no...
But she could try not to hate me, at least.
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I'm sure she doesn't hate you.
You just might have conflicting personality types.
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Or in me.
But look at us!
We are basically the most unlikely couple ever and also the cutest one.
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True but that's doesn't happen all the time.
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And that's why we're extra special.
Still, I think D would actually get along with you. I feel like under that long face and shyness there's a sarcasm queen hiding.
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