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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-09 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're allowed to send me pictures but no touching yourself.

Care to explain that logic, my love?
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-09 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
not at all? Not even a little bit? not even for a video??

Well, if you guys had kept it strictly professional you two wouldn't have grown close and Leslie wouldn't have been allowed into that super VIP heart of yours and you guys wouldn't be the close friend you are now.
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-09 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You can touch your breasts. That's it.

Ah.
I see.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-09 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Only my tits??

See? You have to agree that some of the best friendships start at work.
I mean, look at Clint and I!
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-09 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Only those beautiful breasts.

So you're trying to create a friendship with this person?
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-09 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It feels so much better when you're the one that touches them. Specially when you take your gloves off.

All I'm saying is that if we're going to spend the whole day sitting next to each other we might as well become BFFs.
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-09 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And especially when I tease your nipples?

You can't force friendships.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-09 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear, that drives me insane.
I can't believe how after so long I still don't get used to how amazing you feel.

Well, no...
But she could try not to hate me, at least.
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just happy you still like the feeling of me.

I'm sure she doesn't hate you.
You just might have conflicting personality types.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Baby, you say that as if there was a chance I could get tired of how you feel on me.
Or in me.

But look at us!
We are basically the most unlikely couple ever and also the cutest one.
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-10 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're an amazing woman, you know that right?

True but that's doesn't happen all the time.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I am. You deserve nothing but someone amazing to be with you.

And that's why we're extra special.
Still, I think D would actually get along with you. I feel like under that long face and shyness there's a sarcasm queen hiding.
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think you have that backwards, kitten.

Maybe if you just let things happen naturally you'll see more progression.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
We can argue about this forever, Daddy.
So, lets just agree that we are both incredible and deserve each other.

You probably have a point.
Now I just need to have the rest of the office look at me like I'm 'the Boss' daughter'.
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me.
And I love you.

I think you get that by working and actually being the boss.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-10 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you too. So very much.

But don't people hate their bosses?
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[personal profile] captain_bitterness 2024-08-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think it depends on what that boss is doing.
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[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-08-11 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
How about breathing?

I don't know. It's not like I think they all hate my mom. But whenever I talk to my friends about their jobs they all basically hate their bosses.