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Zevlor | Baldur's Gate | ota

[hellrider]

1. Look, me suddenly speaking Sylvan just before I orgasm was a surprise for me too.

2. If you're worried about being stabbed, you absolutely should not be here.

3. I want to lovingly bend you over and tenderly fuck you until you cry. Happy?

4. The healer shut the door because I was laughing too hard.

5. You left me a note that said "Rivington is on fire. Bring the Rosé." Care to elaborate?

6. Or text him!

3

[unspooling]

Conflicted on account of I don't think this was meant for me, and yet...

[hellrider]

Oh hells. [Look, he's a little older than some of the others around and this sort of magitech is evidently not his friend. Why is there no 'unsend' button?]

It's not quite as salacious as it sounds. I was having a conversation on the merits of warmth and affection versus brute force passion in the bedroom.

[unspooling]

Please, you don't have to say anything further.

The fact it was a conversation regarding the merits and not trial and error tells me everything I need to know.

[ He's feeling a little sorry for you now, Zev. Or maybe it's pity... ]

five.

[moonwitchery]

Does my wine depend upon it?

[hellrider]

I'm not clear on why you expect me to have wine in the first place. I mean, I do, I'm just not sure how you found out about it.

But yes, since you mention it, is there a reason we're not upset that the town is on fire?

[moonwitchery]

I see you've not yet met its illustrious citizenry.

( don't worry about whether or not she's been poking casually through your things at any point— )

I'll allow, all of Rivington might've been an exaggeration.

2.

[wanderment]

oh, so it's that kind of party.

[hellrider]

Every party is that kind of party when you're dealing with several dozen drunk people with sharp pointy horns.

[wanderment]

[ casually slides a hand over her own crown of thorns before continuing: ]

it's fine, i have a solution!

we give them flower crowns.

dialing 6 for paladin time

[gwilym]

A question, my friend, if you would indulge me.

[hellrider]

By all means, friend. What troubles you? [Here's hoping there's not another crisis looming!]

[gwilym]

[ No crisis! Unless you count a guy deep enough in his cups to start getting pensive, but not so deep that he starts crying in a ditch over missing his kid. ]

Just some thinking, and discussion which I fear my new companions are poorly equipped for.

I am thinking tonight of the Oath. We all of us have something which has motivated us to undertake it. I found myself curious about yours.

I understand that it is a private matter for some among us, and I hope you'll forgive me if my curiosity oversteps. It is well if that is so for you, and you wish not to discuss such things.

6 Probably meant for Astarion but OH WELL

[going2buildabear]

Doing final approach now. Then epic shit. Should start it by 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that

getting the pointy teeth mixed up with the pointy horns

[hellrider]

I doubt this was meant for me and therefore it probably isn't my business, but please do elaborate on what 'epic shit' means, and whether you expect me to bail you out of jail in the morning.

it could happen to anyone really

[going2buildabear]

What? Fangs, are you

[Give her a minute to check the number...]

Oh! Sorry Zev, was meaning to text Astarion. He was the one with the plan for epic shit, I'm just along for the ride- he wanted to keep it a surprise so I might need that bail, yeah.

Unless you wanna come with? 8DD

2

[alivian]

With all due respect, I would not be an officer if I was fearful of the risk of injury, Sir Zevlor.

[hellrider]

There's a difference between a dagger on the battlefield and the risk of getting head injuries because you're surrounded by horned dancers. [Ain't no party like a tiefling party, friend.]

[alivian]

I think I will be quite alright. If there is an animal in Faerûn, it surely has a humanoid equivalent in Cramea. And therefore, the need to avoid various limbs and appendages.

Unlike Faerûn, humans aren't native to my kinds' lands. So all of us know what it's like, and how to dodge the odd horn, wing, or tail at any given moment. Even if I did get injured, that would be a unique story to tell.

I look forward to attending. Even if all I am there for is to make sure no one starts a brawl.

[He has no idea and he's terribly excited. People don't usually invite him places-- regardless of reason.]

2

[warridden]

It is always a risk to be amongst sharp objects where wine is flowing, however I suspect the music to be the night's greatest threat.

[hellrider]

Is the tune not to your liking, or are you afraid it'll drive the rest of us to madness?

[warridden]

I'm afraid it'll drive the rest of you to dance and I don't particularly trust that Volo fellow to stitch me back up should I risk joining in.

2.

[blackone]

Are you? Stabbings are a feature of this town.

[hellrider]

Cautious, yes. Worried, no. I've been stabbed before. I would not recommend the experience, but I'm still standing.

[blackone]

Then we both have been ran through before.

I am here for an abundance of caution. One may dissolve their face and name in a cesspool.