THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME.

[basslines]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from everywhere mang.

Comments

Sebastian Smith | Glee

[sexbastian]

Re: Sebastian Smith | Glee

[fuckingnarnia]

(708):

I'm lost and stupid without you.

1/2

[sexbastian]

(704)

I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.

2/2

[sexbastian]

What, what?

Who is this?

[fuckingnarnia]

It's Dave. From Scandals.

...whose head?

[sexbastian]

Ah, Yogi. [I'm so sorry, he's a jerk. But he means that in a friendly way. Sorta....probably....okay,no akshakjsa ] I was trying to send this to Nick. He replies the most absurds comebacks when he's embarrassed.

None worth my time.

Lost and stupid without me, uhm? I never knew. Should I feel special or get me a OC spray?

[fuckingnarnia]

..uh huh. Okay. [He is avoiding all discussions of guys named 'Nick' for the time being.]

Doesn't matter. Thought you should know. Wasn't trying to creep you out or anything [kljkl;jlkl]

[sexbastian]

He's one of the Warblers, you know, the glee club at Dalton. [The poor one that used to be the lead until Sebastian joined the club, HO HO HO, mine is an evil laugh.]

It takes a lot to creep me out, I wasn't even faced. Relax, I was joking. If I were to knock out another guy I won't use pepper spray. Lacrosse didn't just give me a pair of perfectly toned legs, I can actually hit things pretty hard.

[fuckingnarnia]

Oh. Makes sense. [Oh good it's not evil!bully!demon!Nick. Poor, poor non-Sebastian Warblers xD.]

[Also you're making Karofsky picture your perfectly toned legs. And keysmash. Just an FYI.] ...that happen to you a lot?

[sexbastian]

I'm still the captain. [God, no. Ah, but they secretly enjoys the teasing. Probably. uh.]

[He's not even sorry.]I don't know anyone who haven't been bullied at some point in their life.

[cangetsolos]

Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money

[sexbastian]

Blaine I hope you realize you are using the same justification strippers use.

I am very wealthy, you know

[cangetsolos]

Is this going to end with you putting dollar notes in my underwear?

[sexbastian]

Maybe. I have way too much money in my pockets to be responsible.

[cangetsolos]

You and responsible hardly go in the same sentence.

I doubt my boyfriend would like me stripping for you.

[sexbastian]

That affirmation, coming from someone that just got paid to make out with a girl, it's really ironic.

He doesn't like many things.

[cangetsolos]

It's not the same thing. I hardly like girls. Boys on the other hand..

I'm just drunk enough to think taking your money is a good idea.

[sexbastian]

Who doesn't like boys? Don't asnwer me.

You really sounds like you are very drunk. Perhaps I should go there and check on you.

Re: Sebastian Smith | Glee

[sweetporcelain]

it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes

[sexbastian]

This is exactly why I gave you a virgin drink the first time you came to the bar.

Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?

[sweetporcelain]

I remember very little.

[sexbastian]

I am not surprised.

You dance why better then you are drunk too. Then again, that's not exactly difficult.

[sweetporcelain]

Screw you.

[sexbastian]

You are not my type, Hummel. I like my men to look like men, you know.

[sweetporcelain]

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. Gives you wrinkles.