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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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YOU SAW NOTHING

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DARN RIGHT I DIDN'T ♥

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♥ !

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HI it's that creeper you keep running into on Zi's Plurks

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-- AND I'M OKAY WITH THIS

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EXCELLENT.

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I opened my wallet and it was filled with puke

well shit dude that sucks!

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I keep not getting the notifs for this so that is why I am horribly slow, sorryyyy

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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...

Living and dying the dream.

I have a feeling that wasn't water

Considering that you started swimming on the floor, shouting "I AM A STARFISH," no, I don't think it was water.

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FYI, you're Naruko is awesome

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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

You told me you aren't worried about the police, that you've been training for this and that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.

Three months and eight days. That part was true, high or not.

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Before I roll ova' explain t'me why you're naked an' on my floor.

To be fair, some blue-haired girl tazed me while I was undercover as a hobo. I'm not sure what happened to my clothes after that.

o.0....? Huh? I think I got lost somewhere in here.

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Don't worry about it, have a cupcake.

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Oo! Cupcake! :D

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Our relationship is at the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

Only you, sweetie. Only you.

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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.

[Mad jealous of this fellow womanizing, left in charge of his father's legacy at too young an age engineer/machinist.]

why would I ever? godspeed.

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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.

1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you

so he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.

Someone is fucked.

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Four cobras, one pitbull, and a box of kosher salt.

Sounds like a party.

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Ugh what is time

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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath

If that's the most excitement ya get I think I need t'take ya drinkin sumtime.

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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place

Sounds good. I'll be over soon.

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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

God yes. Cocky bastards.

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Re: Sebastian Moran - BBC's Sherlock (OCish)

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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

You tell them what's what! Kids table, INSULTING, I think so.

Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow

I'm not even going to ask. Except for the part where I am.

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Yang what even lmfao

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He's having a bad TFLN streak.

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So I see.

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Elena is a good friend, am I right?

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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

Duly noted.

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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?

I think the right question is, who do you want to have sex with?

lucky bastard.

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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

And you didn't invite me over? I'm hurt.

... thought you looked up to your mom.

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