THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME.

[basslines]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from everywhere mang.

Comments

[sexbastian]

Maybe. I have way too much money in my pockets to be responsible.

[cangetsolos]

You and responsible hardly go in the same sentence.

I doubt my boyfriend would like me stripping for you.

[sexbastian]

That affirmation, coming from someone that just got paid to make out with a girl, it's really ironic.

He doesn't like many things.

[cangetsolos]

It's not the same thing. I hardly like girls. Boys on the other hand..

I'm just drunk enough to think taking your money is a good idea.

[sexbastian]

Who doesn't like boys? Don't asnwer me.

You really sounds like you are very drunk. Perhaps I should go there and check on you.

[cangetsolos]

Santana?

PFT I don't need a babysitter. BUT, if you wanna come see my show of making out with girls for money.

I'm at the ICEBOX near scandals.

[sexbastian]

Yet she used to date them too.

I wouldn't miss it for the world. [It's hard to tell if he's sarcastic with a text message.]

I wonder what Kurt thinks about you doing this.

[cangetsolos]

When she was in closet. Not the same thing.

I bet you would'nt.

Don't know? He's spending time with David.

1/3

[sexbastian]

No, but my point still stands ;)

Ah. That's good.

2/3 [text> 5 second later]

[sexbastian]

I mean, good for Dave, not good for us because Kurt's not here. I meant that.

3/3 [text> 10 second later.]

[sexbastian]

We are too drunk for a serious conversation, don’t do that.

Re: 3/3 [text> 10 second later.]

[cangetsolos]

Your drinking as well? Where are you at?

And yes. It's very good for David and Kurt. But I'm bored.

Come see my 140 dollars I made kissing blond girls.

[sexbastian]

At Scandals, actually.

[God lord, Blaine.] is that girl Brittany?

I will be there in a moment. You could make 140 more just kissing one brown haired guy.

[cangetsolos]

What? No luck picking up twinks?

Lord no. Santana would cut me. It's some random.

Make it 200 and we have a deal.

[sexbastian]

You are far more interesting than any of them.

[From his side of the phone he's laughing.] For a girl, she got some balls.

250, so you feel more appreciated.

[cangetsolos]

Pft. You just like me cause you can't have me.

The biggest balls I know.

Well a'nt you kind.

[sexbastian]

Now you are being cocky.

I would be scared of her if she wasn't so ridiculous.

I know right? I'm all heart.

[cangetsolos]

Hows that being cocky?

Pft. You should be scared of her. She's from Lima heights adjacent. You know what happens there?

Kurt would be shocked.

>3 minutes later

[sexbastian]

Blaine I don't know where you are but you sure aren't in ICEBOX.

....It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing


You was cocky, don't try to deny it.

I'm not scared of anybody, much less her.

Enough to pass out?

2 mins later

[cangetsolos]

I am too. I can see you from here. I'm in the corner surrounded by girls. Clearly I am a ninja.

You shooooooooould be scare of her.

Why would he pass out? So you can have your wicked way with me?

[sexbastian]

That one is you?

Why? I can take her and if she starts to yell in Spanish I can insult her in French. All sounds better in French.

I am very good at French.


The language too.



So he shut up.

[cangetsolos]

Duh.

[ And if you look closely Blaine is taking another money note for kissing one of the other girls.]

You sound better in french.

What else is there other then the language?

[sexbastian]

[Sebastian is seriously shacking his head, but amused at the show.]

I do. Thanks.

You can't be serious.

[cangetsolos]

Come give my 150 bucks buddy.

[sexbastian]

Now it's 150? How come you lowered the price?

You come here, I'm not taking you away from a group of horny women. I don't enjoy getting my face scratched.