THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME.

[basslines]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from everywhere mang.

Comments

[fuckingnarnia]

Oh. Makes sense. [Oh good it's not evil!bully!demon!Nick. Poor, poor non-Sebastian Warblers xD.]

[Also you're making Karofsky picture your perfectly toned legs. And keysmash. Just an FYI.] ...that happen to you a lot?

[sexbastian]

I'm still the captain. [God, no. Ah, but they secretly enjoys the teasing. Probably. uh.]

[He's not even sorry.]I don't know anyone who haven't been bullied at some point in their life.

[fuckingnarnia]

So you can send the other Warblers texts about getting head when you're Captain, huh? [Now he wants to sign up for Warblers 8D]

...makes sense, I guess. Didn't think you'd be the type to get picked on, though.

[sexbastian]

Yup. It helps to know each others. Team spirit, I am all for it. [Also, trolling. he loves that. He so should~Sebastian would send him so many horrible-glorious things ]

[If you could see the face he's making, Dave.]I could say the same about you, big guy. But morons are everywhere.

[fuckingnarnia]

I think that's the first time I've heard of blowjobs being used for team spirit. [NOT THAT HE ISN'T OKAY WITH THAT IDEA. Dave would keysmash so much but enjoy them nonetheless.]

I guess. I just meant you don't seem like you take a lot of shit.

[sexbastian]

If you have a better idea, I'm all ears. [IS A WONDERFUL IDEA 8D Muahahaha...he always keysmash.]

I don't. It's all about the attitude. And with some people the best thing to do is just tell them to fuck off.

[fuckingnarnia]

Not really. Seems like it'd keep everyone's attention. [IT IS. ESPECIALLY FOR SEBASTIAN, I'M SURE xD. That is very very true.]

And that works?

[sexbastian]

It's important to stay Focused on the Important Things [THAT'S A GIVEN Poor, poor man]

Not always, but that's what pepper's spray is for. It also helps when your dad is a state attorney.

[fuckingnarnia]

Important things like if a guy can stick his head between your legs? [SEBASTIAN IS A WISE MAN. A PERVERTED ONE, BUT STILL WISE.]

...yeah, that sounds like a good combination. Remind me never to piss you off.

[sexbastian]

Believe it or not, taking in consideration that sort of things helps a lot in the future. Specially if you want to avoid cramps. [HE TRIES. HE LOVES TEAM SPIRIT, YUP. ALL FOR THE TEAM.]

Yes. No worries.

[fuckingnarnia]

I'll make sure to remember that. [AND HIS PENIS.]

If you say so.

[sexbastian]

Don't believe what other people say, size is actually important when it comes to certain things. [ THAAAAT TOO ]

[fuckingnarnia]

[And Dave is not particularly thinking and words are coming out his mouth before he can really think too much because, hey, alcohol, which is why his response is:] Oh, well, then I guess I'll be fine.

[JHLKJHKJHKHKJHKJHKJHKJHKJ]

[sexbastian]

[Rolfmao, Dave. So smooth.]

Oh?

Do Share. [You picked his interest. That can be bad, or really good.]

[fuckingnarnia]

[Lmao that icon.]

Any chance you can pretend I never said that?

[sexbastian]

[The icon keywords are even better.]

Same chance you got to see me wearing Kurt's clothes.

[fuckingnarnia]

[PFFFFFF OH SEBASTIAN]

You would look okay in Kurt's clothes. [Deflection, what deflection?]

[sexbastian]

[8D /no regrets.]

I'm not going to wear a skirt for you, sorry Dave. [He will turn that deflection into more mockery.]

[fuckingnarnia]

[xD Now I wonder who the other two people are.]

Too bad, you might've made it work. [He can deal with that.]

[sexbastian]

[Dave probably don't want the details, it could be too much to him~]

And here I didn’t know you had a thing for the schoolgirl outfit type, color me impressed.

[Heh.]

[fuckingnarnia]

[Oh dear, that only makes him more curious~]

I have a thing for guys in tight clothes, I guess. [Blushing as he says it.]

[sexbastian]

[Ohohoo...maybe when you grow up, Dave.]

Who doesn't have a thing for people in tight clothes? heterosexual or not. [Is text, he can't see it. No worries.]

[fuckingnarnia]

[But but but but the sexy D:]

Prudes. And people who like hop hop clothes. [Hehe, good thing.]

[sexbastian]

[Sebastian doesn't kiss and tell, Dave.]

Have I mentioned that those should be illegal?


And the hip hop clothes too.

[fuckingnarnia]

[Does he fuck and tell? :O]

If you want to get rid of prudes, you might need to teach them a thing or two.