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ONE... TWO... THREE... FIGHT.

THE FIGHT MEME

STEP 1: Post a character, and this just in! No previous cr needed. And oh hey, you want to write in your scenario if blank comments annoy the fuck out of you.
STEP 2: Wait for a reply
STEP 3: Fight!

And if you like the RNG to pick your fight, here's a few options:

ROUND 1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

ROUND 2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

ROUND 3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

ROUND 4: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

ROUND 5: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

ROUND 6: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

ROUND 7: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really don't want to be.

ROUND 8: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

ROUND 9: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

ROUND 10: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

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[This fight is probably his fault.]

[Ok...not the expected reaction Gentarou was expecting when he asked this Rider to be friends...]

[Yeah, you're not getting a fistbump, Gen. More like a fist to the face, because that's just what Asakura's trying to do now. Just taking a swing at you.]

You're really starting to vex me...

B-but I didn't do anything!

[Gen will duck those fists, trying to block whatever he's too slow to just out and out dodge.]

You're here. You vex me. That's enough.

[Asakura laughs and keeps on trying to punch Gentarou. The confusion here is priceless, and he's starting to have himself a good time.]

Why do these things keep happening!?

[Gen'll just have to man up and start fighting back. Have a friendship-powered punch!]

[Oh, hey, the kid's starting to hit back now. That punch actually connects, and it knocks a surprised Asakura back a little bit. He wouldn't have thought Gentarou could hit that hard. How vexing.

Only one way to deal with that--start hitting harder. He's lunging at Gentarou now.]

[Wow...this guy's pretty dang tough. That punch is usually more effective than that. And now the guy's mad! He'll kick at the lunging body as he tries to back off and think of a strategy.]

[While that kick might have driven off a lesser ~~crazy man~~ bully, it only serves to irritate Asakura further. It connects, knocking him back a bit and allowing Gentarou that chance to back off.]

Oh, yes, you're really vexing me...

[He considers it for a moment, but nah, bringing out the big guns this early in the game wouldn't be any fun. He's rushing at Gentarou again, clearly intending to do a bit of punching if given the chance.]

But you started fighting me! How is that vexing!?

[Does he even know what that word means!? Gen thinks he just likes saying it. But, no time for that as he has to grab Asakura's head to keep himself standing from that rush.]

I started fighting you because you annoyed me.

[Was there really much of a reason for Gentarou to be annoying Asakura other than just being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Not really.

Asakura's still trying to take Gen down, headgrab or no headgrab. He's trying for a leg sweep, hoping to take Gentarou off balance.]

I just asked if you wanted to be friends! How's that annoying!?

[Yep. Now he's convinced of Asakura's misuse of that word. No matter how wrong he might be in reality.

The leg sweep will work, but Gen's still got that head in a pretty bad position. Asakura better break free before his head meets ground.]

It's annoying because I don't need any friends.

[Asakura snarls as he manages to break free. He staggers back a few steps, taking a moment to get his footing again. He has no idea what he's just walked into in saying that in front of Gentarou, either.]

DON'T NEED FRIENDS!?

[None at all. The revelation has him back on his feet at once.]

Everyone needs friends! And it's now my mission to prove that to you!

[At that first outburst, Asakura just stares at Gentarou. No attacking or anything, just staring. He needs a moment to process this. He laughs, albeit briefly, before looking like he's sizing Gentarou up for another attack.]

I don't need anything proven to me.

[Really, if this keeps up, Asakura might become vexed enough to call in a "friend" that's actually a gigantic purple cobra with a history of eating people...]

You just don't realize that you do.

[And now he's on the attack, not giving Asakura much of a thinking edge as he charges in.]

No, I don't.

[Friendship is not something Asakura understands. Fighting, however? Oh, yes. He understands that quite well. He doesn't have much of a chance to strategize here, but he's not much of a strategist anyway. He's a brawler, and right now, he's just focused on trying to match Gentarou blow for blow.]

[This guy is good, which is making Gen more and more excited. If he can get this guy as a bud, then he can get ANYONE.]

Our bond is gonna be the best! You'll see!

[He'll feint a left hook and cross with his right instead.]

[Friendship: Ultimate Hard Mode.]

You're even worse than Kido...

[Asakura falls for the feint and is knocked back for a very brief moment, but he's rushing Gentarou again soon enough, trying for a very civilized headbutt to the gut.]

Kido?

[He has no time to ponder who that is as he takes that headbutt, the air rushing out of him. The most he can do is rap his forearm against Asakura's head as he goes down.]

[Asakura pulls back and laughs, circling a little like he's contemplating what angle he wants to attack next from...]

Just another idiot.

[He wastes little time in choosing his next angle of attack and makes another mad rush--he's going to try to kick Gentarou while he's down.]

[Gen manages to spot where the kick is going...and wraps any part of his limbs around it...being as he thinks the Fourze Driver is about to get punted. He rolls with the kick, and back to a knelt position.]

You don't seem very open about people...

[He's slowly getting it...]

[Face it, Gentarou, eventually you were bound to come across someone with no redeeming qualities.]

Why would I be open about people? They're all useless.

[Asakura's circling again, and he's coming around for another kick. Fortunately, he hasn't decided he needs to take out his Advent Deck for this fight yet.]

[B-but...he managed to turn so many people!]

That's wrong...and you know it.

[Gen is finally back up enough to get a good defense to that kick, trying to leg lace Asakura to the ground.]

[But can he turn the crazy man who should really be locked up somewhere?]

But do I care?

[The answer seems to be a solid "Nope" as Asakura seems to enjoy the reaction he's getting out of Gentarou...which leads him to get cocky and miss that move on Gentarou's part. He goes down.]

Takeshi Asakura | Kamen Rider Ryuki | OTA, no 9

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