TFLN

[allaboutmeme]

 

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ok but follow up to 3

[cadeuces]

Someone's reported that you're trying to climb walls. "Trying". Please take care of yourself; you still have bullet holes yet to heal.

[ CAN YOU FEEL THE STERN LOOK ACROSS THE BASE, 76. CAN YOU. ]

I can't believe there's tfln continuity now

[mylawn]

All fine here, Doc. Who's the snitch?

leave it to me to put the tity in continuity

[cadeuces]

A picture was attached. You're doing a very poor job. Have you scraped your hands?

[ Was it a top-down picture? The world may never know. Call her Varys, because she las little birds all over. ]

[mylawn]

I'm wearing gloves.

[cadeuces]

Are you?

[ It hadn't looked like it, but it is dark and she's a bit tipsy herself. They may have been pre-gaming before the actual outing. ]

[mylawn]

Usually am.

[PLS DO NOT WORRY everything is fine.]

[cadeuces]

[ Wow guess what she just found stuffed in her purse.




It's totally his gloves. ]

Mhmm. How about now?

[ They're in her hand as they speak. Text. Read. Whatever. Must've been left at base and someone just shoved them in her bag knowing they'd find their way back eventually. ]

[mylawn]

[Um??? Maybe he has more than one pair of gloves????]

Still fine, Doc. Made it to the roof, if you must know.

[cadeuces]

And what are you doing on a roof, exactly?

[mylawn]

Having a nice talk with Shimada.

[cadeuces]

A friendly one, I hope.

[ oH NO DOES HE KNOW WHO SNITCHED ON HIM ]

[mylawn]

Friendly enough.

[cadeuces]

Why did it have to be on a roof?

[mylawn]

I don't know. Ask him.

[cadeuces]

Ask who?

[mylawn]

Genji. He's the one who sits up there all the goddamn time.

[cadeuces]

[ Jack is having a "friendly" conversation. With Genji. While drunk.





Yeah, she's not buying that. ]

I don't need to warn you what will happen if anything results in repairs.

[ You know what she REALLY doesn't want to do while fending off a hangover? Repair the robot son and dad. Please, speak responsibly. ]

[mylawn]

Wouldn't dream of ruining your handiwork.

[cadeuces]

He is a person.

[ DON'T CALL HIM HER HANDIWORK THAT'S SO RUDE... YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN. ]

And your teammate. Respect will flow both ways. Please be careful getting down. You're also my "handiwork", I'll have you know.

[mylawn]

I didn't say he wasn't.

[DO NOT CALL HIM A COUNTRY BUMPKIN]

Are you lecturing me, Doc?

not actually here but (thumbs up emoji)

[fallensparrow]

[cadeuces]

[ YOU DID THE RIGHT THING GENJI snitches don't, in fact, get stitches— but if they did, you sided with the right team member to make sure they're perfect ]

[mylawn]

[no snitches are definitely getting stitches]

[cadeuces]

[ THERE WILL BE NO STITCHES TONIGHT OR EVEN TOMORROW. ]

[fallensparrow]

[good luck catching him first motherfucker]