texting tuesday

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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jessica jones.

[underachievement]

[ m/f or f/f for canonmates; ota for gen texts & misfires. ]

[380s]

you got any vinegar

[one day he might be good at this or friendship]

[underachievement]

no probably[??? is this for a bomb? ]

[380s]

anything good for blood removal then

[underachievement]

the garbage

[380s]

it's my last shirt

[underachievement]

jesus wept
whose blood is it?

[380s]

not his

[underachievement]

not yours either

[380s]

maybe some of it

not great for a coffee run no matter whose it is

[underachievement]

so take another break

[mauveine]

Did I ever tell you how much I loved the way you looked when you came? It's very erotic. You should see it sometime.

[underachievement]

yeah, you did
do you remember when you told me not to fake it? me neither

[mauveine]

Harsh, but I think I know you better than that, Jessica.

[underachievement]

then here's some obscure trivia: I just wanted you to get the hell off me. Every time.

[mauveine]

Why so mean to me? I took care of you, didn't I? More than I can say for the other women I've had.

You were worth it.

[underachievement]

for the 100th time you don't HAVE people

[mauveine]

Ehh.. American vernacular is a bit different, even if it is entirely appropriate here, don't you think?

Come on, Jessica. There's got to be something you miss.

[underachievement]

sure, the way you over-pronounced foreign words at restaurants was super sexy
you don't have to roll EVERY R

oh my god yes please humiliate him more.

[mauveine]

If the waitstaff weren't ever complete morons, I might not have had to. Uncultured swine.

see: previous icon comment

[clad]

You know, some of us work regular hours.

[ friday night at 12am happens to be regular for him. ]

speaking of icons ohuuu i made these just in times

[underachievement]

Maybe, but the only customers paying that much attention to you are the ones who wish they could be doing what I'm doing

[clad]

Waiting around looking at my phone all night is poor form.
I'm supposed to talk up those people interested, you know.
Make them feel like it's not going to end after I pour their drink.

[ irony level: it didn't end after her poured hers. he's good at this hard to get thing, anyway. ]

[underachievement]

[ irony level acknowledged ]

Which results in best case scenario:
[ incoming pic of her hips, jeans unbuttoned and unzipped. what colour is her underwear? oh that's right she's not wearing any ]

[clad]

[ damn, girl. if he were any other guy maybe he'd let that one slide out loud. instead he looks at it a little longer than necessary before going back to pouring said customers a couple of drinks.

thankfully for both of them, his customers are only interested in easy things. ]

I'd call that halfway to best case. Not the same on a screen.

[ case in point: he gives her a similar photo, band of his boxers slipped down a fair way but not too far (despite straining against it). he lifts his shirt for an added bonus, the back room of the bar in the background. ]