texting tuesday

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[underachievement]

yeah, you did
do you remember when you told me not to fake it? me neither

[mauveine]

Harsh, but I think I know you better than that, Jessica.

[underachievement]

then here's some obscure trivia: I just wanted you to get the hell off me. Every time.

[mauveine]

Why so mean to me? I took care of you, didn't I? More than I can say for the other women I've had.

You were worth it.

[underachievement]

for the 100th time you don't HAVE people

[mauveine]

Ehh.. American vernacular is a bit different, even if it is entirely appropriate here, don't you think?

Come on, Jessica. There's got to be something you miss.

[underachievement]

sure, the way you over-pronounced foreign words at restaurants was super sexy
you don't have to roll EVERY R

oh my god yes please humiliate him more.

[mauveine]

If the waitstaff weren't ever complete morons, I might not have had to. Uncultured swine.

he's the worst person in the world ♪

[underachievement]

[ she never brought it up because it was almost a reprieve not to be the only person in the room who hated him. as long as they stuck to the old 'customer is alblah blah' adage, no one was in any danger ]

you know like 2 languages, max
and NOBODY gives a shit how much you know about wine