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DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-06-21 10:02 pm

texting tuesday







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

underachievement: (idr accidentally ingesting poison)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-21 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
no probably[??? is this for a bomb? ]
380s: (sharp enough to draw blood)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-21 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
anything good for blood removal then
380s: (we want to send postcards)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
it's my last shirt
underachievement: all 101 dalmatians? probably dead (think about it. air bud? dead)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-21 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
jesus wept
whose blood is it?
380s: (others admire him)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-21 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe some of it

not great for a coffee run no matter whose it is
underachievement: to indicate you are an adequate protector for trish walker (i have seen little)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-22 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
so take another break
380s: (the bad taste in our mouths)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-22 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
From what?

[If it doesn't involve coffee is there such a thing]
underachievement: you outran a dead cheetah (congratulations)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
from coffee, you had such a blast last time
380s: (because he steals his promise)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-22 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
so you want me dead or sexually frustrated?

[He still regrets that metaphor.]
underachievement: (stop saying "rationally")

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ he should (: ]

today? 2nd one
380s: (the twinkle in your eye)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-22 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[You think he'd see things going here by now.]

who pissed you off then
underachievement: don't zip none off (no bring the whole coat ethel)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-22 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ men're dumb, no big ]

just some dirtbag I wouldn't have minded a little more clobbering time with [ what this actually means is: me, i pissed me off ]
380s: (some say they fear him)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-22 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's inclined to agree tbh]

So you need a new punching bag

[The fact that he doesn't mind being one says a lot. Fighting and fucking don't differ too much for them, apparently.]
underachievement: unless it involves night shoveling (we're totally unprepared for this)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
you wanna wussy out, now's your chance
380s: (but i did it anyway)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[She knows how to play him and he doesn't give a shit, not backing down from that.]

Bring me some vinegar and you're on
underachievement: (reduce reuse recycle rihanna)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm bringing coffee
keep the shirt on
380s: (bang)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Coffee is the magic word, he can work without vinegar for that]

Yes ma'am
underachievement: i miss the blue light i wanna marry the blue light (i miss my phone)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ damn, that's hot. ]

same shithole as before?
380s: (acid spit)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Same until rent day
underachievement: (don't text and drive)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ now this is sexting ]

What do you want to break?
380s: (never leave a trace)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
The landlord's a shithead, so whatever you want

[He knows how to make women happy]
underachievement: don't zip none off (no bring the whole coat ethel)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ live in and be an ongoing trainwreck, fellas, it's The Secret ]

that vanity looked pretty irreplaceable

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