forfun: (Default)
DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-06-21 10:02 pm

texting tuesday







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

380s: (bang)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Coffee is the magic word, he can work without vinegar for that]

Yes ma'am
underachievement: i miss the blue light i wanna marry the blue light (i miss my phone)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ damn, that's hot. ]

same shithole as before?
380s: (acid spit)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Same until rent day
underachievement: (don't text and drive)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ now this is sexting ]

What do you want to break?
380s: (never leave a trace)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
The landlord's a shithead, so whatever you want

[He knows how to make women happy]
underachievement: don't zip none off (no bring the whole coat ethel)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ live in and be an ongoing trainwreck, fellas, it's The Secret ]

that vanity looked pretty irreplaceable
380s: (he broke out of every prison)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-23 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's empty now
underachievement: (fuck off shit wolf)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-23 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
oh good so it won't explode
380s: (like they say in the bible)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-24 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Meant shirts

don't keep bombs where I sleep


[Implying that he actually sleeps.]
underachievement: about my sister and if this pattern keeps up, i'll kill you (that's the second time you've asked)

[personal profile] underachievement 2016-06-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Right cause you have so many shirts
380s: (narc)

[personal profile] 380s 2016-06-26 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
you're starting to sound all talk, Jones

[Two six packs, one black, one white, kind of like his mindset. Don't judge him]