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Loki Laufeyson ↔ MCU ↔ OTA

[thispoisonousdream]

Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

Hokori Sebastian Carter

[dulcet_cellist]

Again? -_-

[thispoisonousdream]

It wasn't my fault this time. He was covered in booze. And being rather abhorrent.

[dulcet_cellist]

So you accidentally set him on fire? With what? Your dangerous smile? *can you hear my sarcasm Loki?*

[thispoisonousdream]

I didn't say it wasn't accidental, he simply made it deceptively easy to do, and he worked hard to earn a horrible and excruciating death. He thought I was a hooker.]

[dulcet_cellist]

-_- Were you wearing something...hookerish?

Hannibal Lecter reporting for duty

[operapaintingandmurder]

Was this more along the lines of self-defense, or a fire lit in your 'honor'?

[thispoisonousdream]

More akin to a fire lit in his honour of being a shining example of why humanity is a disgusting race. No offense. I'm sure you understand.

[operapaintingandmurder]

Oh no, none taken. Some humans are quite an ill-formed, rude and intolerable group and deserve to be...cleansed.

Second text

[operapaintingandmurder]

Did anything in particular inspire you, though? I don't often hear of you burning people while going to bars, but perhaps I've simply been unobservant.

[thispoisonousdream]

Something about my hair caused him to mistake me for a woman. He then tried to proposition me. When I threatened to rip his genitalia from his body with a mere hand, he somehow took that as an open door. He had to die, simple as that.

[trompeur]

The next time that happens, I melt your darling little face off~

[thispoisonousdream]

Why, my dear? I thought we enjoyed setting humans on fire; did you not have fun last time?

[trompeur]

I wanted to do the melting.

[thispoisonousdream]

Well, I could always take you out tomorrow night and make it up to you. We could employ the services of a stripper. I imagine it will smell like scorched flesh *and* cheap perfume.

[trompeur]

Or, perhaps I could put you in questionable attire and traipse about with you.

[makeitachallenge]

Brother, I truly hope you jest... Unless they were threatening you in some way?

[thispoisonousdream]

Less threatening and more annoying. Humans really need to stop procreating; they are generating the dimmest of their kind by the hundreds.

[makeitachallenge]

For merely annoying you, you killed a mortal? They are nearly helpless against us, it's much different than when we were boys traipsing about the other Realms.

[thispoisonousdream]

He was trying to - drunkenly - proposition me for paid sex. Now tell me that I was wrong to set him on fire.

[makeitachallenge]

He was trying to accost you for purposes so carnal? Loki, I am truly sorry. Are you all right after such an encounter? I know some Midgardians to be quite strange in their approach of others for services such as that.

[saluted]

I suppose there are worse ways to go...

[thispoisonousdream]

Worse than being set on fire? Please do share with me your unique insight on the matter.

[saluted]

Well, it's one of the worser ways, certainly.
But I've got other ideas. Any poison that makes for a slow death, for one.

What I'm more interested in is what lead you to light a human torch?

[quicktoanger]

How many times do I have to tell you, it wasn't my fault!