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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT




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Comments

[thispoisonousdream]

Oh, you know how to make this interesting! I will play this game with you, then, and I'll even answer first. Leblanc wanted to have me in a dress, a collar and leash. Something of a punishment for me.

lmao I imagine this reply took a little while as Hanni dealt with the sudden boner

[operapaintingandmurder]

What a worthy and honorable 'opponent' in this game, then. But now what incentive do I have to reply? Perhaps you should have waited to offer up your costume...which sounds unlike a punishment if you should enjoy it.

Playing hard to get, Hannibal, to match your boner?

[thispoisonousdream]

Your incentive was my answer. I know not if I would enjoy it, but the possibility that I could is enough for me to hold interest. What of you, then?

N-no he's just not interested in you, Loki... SHUT UP.

[operapaintingandmurder]

What of me? A dress sounds like a lovely time, actually, though I'm not so fond of the leash and collar from myself. An upstanding and poised woman is more appealing than a dog, you see.

[thispoisonousdream]

Ah! You can be the one in the dress, if you'd like. We can even take turns. What do you think, or are you just going to keep dancing around the answer you promised me?

[operapaintingandmurder]

Loki, are you quite sure the man who propositioned you earlier didn't drop anything into your drink? I worry for your mind at the moment. I daresay you're propositioning ME now.

[thispoisonousdream]

How disappointing, giving me false hope then backing out at the last moment. That's all right, I can still go to Leblanc. I know she would be interested in me wearing a dress during sex - and be upfront about it, too.

Hannibal gdi stop being a bitch and just admit it ;-;

[operapaintingandmurder]

Did I hurt the feelings of a god? I've been assured by rumors circulating the Citadel that you have none for the harming.

[thispoisonousdream]

Oh you haven't, you've just wasted time that could have been invested in going to Leblanc for this experiment. I could be wearing a dress right now, perhaps being forced into submission, maybe even being fucked by her. But I'm here talking to you, you who has no interest in this subject whatsoever!

[thispoisonousdream]

It is a shame, I would be open to trying this with someone that isn't her, if they were interested in this idea. Even if the other party wanted to be in the dress. It matters little to me. Oh, but here I am rambling to you, I'm sure you don't want to hear about this anymore. My apologies!

[operapaintingandmurder]

Loki, I had assumed you were related to the god of lies in Norse mythology. Perhaps I was mistaken, as you seem so transparent here?

[operapaintingandmurder]

You cannot have expected me to know already that you were interested in myself? You've never acted as such before. I do not...flirt with merely words. This mode of conversation is too cumbersome for me to take comfort in it.

[operapaintingandmurder]

I wonder how you expect me to believe someone with a reputation such as yourself...no matter how sweet your temptations are, and I admit they are tempting. Does that satisfy you some?

[thispoisonousdream]

Are you feeling better now, that you've gotten that all out? I'm not sure what you think I am doing *to you* - you seem to insinuate some distrust in me - but if you are not interested, don't lead me on. Simple!

[thispoisonousdream]

But if you are, stop being childishly afraid of *your own* temptations after giving off a confident air. I have little patience for promises of answers being dangled in my face.

[thispoisonousdream]

Let me know when you're ready to wear that dress for me, Hannibal. ♥

[operapaintingandmurder]

I simply didn't realise you were so open in your affections, Loki. I had been under the impression Leblanc was very special to you...?

[operapaintingandmurder]

But I am quite prepared to wear a dress, assuming I had someone to assist me in getting the measurements and hang of it correct. I shouldn't want to look less than perfect - you seem to understand, considering the care you appear to take in your appearance and hair.