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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT




How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right? ;)

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Comments

[thispoisonousdream]

If that's not flirting, then I wonder how much tact you lack when you actually do flirt. Also you obviously have no knowledge of my relationship with Leblanc. The only way I know how to talk to her is via flirting.

[dulcet_cellist]

Leblanc?

**nope, he's not even a little bit jealous*

I have tact!

[thispoisonousdream]

You seem surprised, my dear friend. Are you so taken aback by the notion of me flirting? Having sexual prospects even?

[dulcet_cellist]

No.

...

This Leblanc person. Is she a God?

[thispoisonousdream]

She is human, but is a wielder of magic like myself.

If you're jealous Sebastian, you needn't be~

[dulcet_cellist]

I'm not jealous.

...

Why wouldn't I need to be? If I were. Which I'm not.

[thispoisonousdream]

Because I'm not committed to her. We flirt, we fool around, but is nothing long-standing. So, she would be no threat to you. You know, *if* you were jealous. Hypothetically. Of course.

[dulcet_cellist]

Hypothetically speaking...that is good to know. Not that it's any of my business. >>

[thispoisonousdream]

But it has everything to do with you, since it has bought you some hypothetical relief.

And since I'm curious, and it is only fair since you asked the same of me: boxers or briefs?

[dulcet_cellist]

Boxer-briefs.

**he is not smiling like a dork right now, nope**

[thispoisonousdream]

Ahh, clever. It suits you.

[dulcet_cellist]

Suits me? Really? How so?

[thispoisonousdream]

Your style of clothing suggests to me that you would wear something form fitting, but studying the stereotypes and labels that go with either style of undergarment, you seem like a boxer type.

That and I think you would look better in the middle-ground option, if I'm picturing it accurately in my mind.

[dulcet_cellist]

You've never seen me in my underwear so how can picture me accurately in your mind?

**hits send instead of delete and curses outloud**

[thispoisonousdream]

You've never seen me *naked* but that didn't exactly stop your subconscious from taking a guess at what I look like when disrobed. ♥ Now we're even.