whatisitgoodfor: (walking - boots in hand)
♠ Aaron Duilius ; Ares ♠ ([personal profile] whatisitgoodfor) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-07-07 10:33 pm

TFLN

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT




How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right? ;)

Need ideas? You can always use Texts From Last Night
thispoisonousdream: (Loki ↔ With an icepick smile)

[personal profile] thispoisonousdream 2012-07-09 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
More akin to a fire lit in his honour of being a shining example of why humanity is a disgusting race. No offense. I'm sure you understand.
operapaintingandmurder: (Casual | Writing)

[personal profile] operapaintingandmurder 2012-07-09 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, none taken. Some humans are quite an ill-formed, rude and intolerable group and deserve to be...cleansed.
operapaintingandmurder: (Happy)

Second text

[personal profile] operapaintingandmurder 2012-07-09 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Did anything in particular inspire you, though? I don't often hear of you burning people while going to bars, but perhaps I've simply been unobservant.
thispoisonousdream: (Loki ↔ The heat of battle)

[personal profile] thispoisonousdream 2012-07-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Something about my hair caused him to mistake me for a woman. He then tried to proposition me. When I threatened to rip his genitalia from his body with a mere hand, he somehow took that as an open door. He had to die, simple as that.
operapaintingandmurder: (Stare)

[personal profile] operapaintingandmurder 2012-07-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
...I see. How terribly rude of him, I hope he didn't try to assault you in any way first. I must say that I commend you for your actions, although I doubt the police would agree.
thispoisonousdream: (Loki ↔ With an icepick smile)

[personal profile] thispoisonousdream 2012-07-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what the police thought; I left before they ever arrived. The patrons of the bar, however...the owner was particularly incensed by the fact that the man had accidentally set some of the furnature on fire.
Edited 2012-07-09 00:47 (UTC)
operapaintingandmurder: (Adorable Psychopath)

I see your pun and raise you a ridiculous pun in return

[personal profile] operapaintingandmurder 2012-07-09 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Incensed? I take it you knew this because of his...heated comments?
thispoisonousdream: (Loki ↔ With an icepick smile)

Overkill? What's that?

[personal profile] thispoisonousdream 2012-07-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Quite so. He was a very hot-headed man, and it only added fuel to the fire when I expressed that his establishment would be better off as a burning pile of rubble anyway. He is a terrible barkeep.