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[luft]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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[sharkmaid]

... I am going to murder you

[catching_up]

oops.

That was not his intended target for that text.

[sharkmaid]

you can't just tell people shit like that without telling them WHAT I'm eating. It's important. they should know.

[Golden Gay Times are amazing. And he may be high as balls.]

[catching_up]

haha sorry my mistake.

After debating between whether he should wait for Rin to volunteer the information or just ask:

what are you eating?

[sharkmaid]

they're called Golden Gay Times. If you haven't had one, you really should. You're missing out if you haven't.

People go crazy for them in Australia, but you never see them here. It's not fair.

[catching_up]

A mass text goes out a moment later:

rin-chan is having gay time.

Well, he wanted everyone to know.

[sharkmaid]

nagisa it's getting on my face... and the floor a little bit

[What even is this]

[catching_up]

is it sticky?

This is important information.

(Meanwhile, in response to a bewildered and slightly scolding text from Rei-chan: He wanted me to tell everyone!)

[sharkmaid]

it's really sticky

i'm not sure i like it anymore

[catching_up]

Next mass text:

rin-chan's gay time is too sticky for him.

He is going to die for this later, but he's okay with that.

To Rin specifically:

do you need something to clean up with?

[sharkmaid]

[He will really murder you next time]

it's on my fingers now

i can just lick it off can't i?

I think my favorite thing here is that they are texting each other from across the room.

[catching_up]

It will be worth it. (A text has just come through from Rei warning Nagisa that he will not make any attempt to protect him from the consequences of his actions, but Nagisa has his doubts about that. He's got Rei pretty well trained by now.)

Probably! It's worth a try.

just like best friends do 1/2

[sharkmaid]

ok

[sharkmaid]

... this carpet tastes like ass, nagisa. tell someone to clean it because i don't want to.

[catching_up]

Pictures of Rin earnestly licking the carpet: accomplished, if slightly wavery due to the photographer being caught up in a helpless giggle fit.

These Nagisa is saving for later.

its ok rin-chan you dont have to.

[sharkmaid]

then you do it

what are you even doing over there

[catching_up]

The immediate and inevitable response:

texting you.

[sharkmaid]

why?? Just talk to me like a normal person

[Yes he's texting too but shut up]

[catching_up]

but youre all the way over there and im comfortable here.

Because if there's one thing Nagisa totally isn't capable of, it's making himself heard regardless of the distance between himself and the person he's addressing.

[sharkmaid]

get over here or i'll do something you won't like

[He has no idea what that might be, but he'll come up with it, mark his high as hell words.]

[catching_up]

that would be dumb rin-chan. if i go over ill be within range.

He is definitely giggling as he types, because irrelevant logic is his favorite kind.

[sharkmaid]

within range of whta wat wt WHat?

do you hear that? someone's laughsin laughin

[catching_up]

something much be funny.

He's too busy giggling even harder to notice the typo.

[sharkmaid]

nagisa...

does your house have ghosts?

[catching_up]

idk ive never asked.

He seriously needs to hang out with stoned Rin more often.