The Domestic Smut Meme

[postingmemes]

THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play 

• Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
• Comment to others.
• Play out domestic sex.
• "But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

Together/Committed

1. In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
2. Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
3. Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
4. Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
5. Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
6. There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
7. Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
8. I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
9. Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
10. Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
11. Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
12. Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
13. Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
14. Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
15. Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
16. I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
17. Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
18. You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
19. Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
20. Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
21. I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
22. Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
23. Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
24. Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
25. Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
26. Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
27. Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
28. Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
29. Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
30. Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
31. Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
32. Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
33. At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
34. Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
35. Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
36. Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
37. Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
38. Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
39. At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
40. With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
41. Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
42. Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.

Other

1. The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
2. The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
3. The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
4. Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
5. Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
6. Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

Comments

Nate Archibald | Gossip Girl | OTA

[youngarchibald]

[asafehaven]

Do you fancy doing Together/Committed - 12 with me?

Gale Hawthorne | The Hunger Games | M/F

[huntingpartner]

Erin Silver | 90210 | OTA

[90210silver]

Raven Darkholme | XMFC | OTA

[proudmutant]

Tara Knowles [Sons of Anarchy] F/M

[ibelonghere]

lydia martin. TEEN WOLF

[afieldsmedal]

tony stark | mcu | ota

[zeroaccountability]

16? Figuring out work vs home?

[needsmoreolives]

[So, the thing to do after your boyfriend falls through a trans dimensional portal and nearly dies while your phone is on vibrate is to move in together. That's the textbook next step, in the textbook about their relationship that needs writing.

The problem is that Tony and Pepper are basically used to living together anyway -- you put in 14 hour days at a guy's house, start an art collection together, and it already feels like your place. So there's no transition time. No time to differentiate between work life and home life -- something Pepper's never been well equipped to do anyway.

Which leads to: date night. She has it penciled in. It's on the kitchen calender. Food's been ordered, fireplace is lit, and Pepper--]

New York, Tony. It's a terrible place.

[--is in the garage, coordinating emails with several regional department heads while Tony works on a suit. But her shoes are kicked off, so that's kind of like relaxing.]

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS | M/F

[stray_dog]

[OOC: Kink list.]

[sand_witch]

So what is this movie about?

[She jumps over the couch and lands next to Heine. Some popcorn spreads out from the bowl he holds in her hand and she takes a quick look at Heine if he noticed it. She made the popcorn, she has the right to do with it what she wants, right?]

(Rule63) Sam Winchester | Supernatural | OTA

[theresthemoose]

fakir ♛ princess tutu ♛ het

[fuckir]

Sam Winchester || Supernatural

[willneversayyes]

[ooc: Previous threaders and castmates only, please. Batcave sex, anyone? ;) ]

[sexyashale]

[Peter had no idea Derek had hired anyone to work on the house. Why would he ever do that? Idiot kid. Too many memories in the burnt charcoal to stay for an extended period of time - but he goes back, like an addict, every now and then.

Except this time, there's another there. Golden skin and a teasing scent, and Peter's eyes narrow.] What the hell do you think you're doing?

Cordelia Chase || BTVS/ATS || OTA

[vision_girl]

[The worst roommate tho]

Felix Dawkins || Orphan Black || M/M

[notacompletewanker]

Breakdown | Transformers: Prime | OTA

[neverrun]

[Human AU!

For non-castmates, I'd prefer sticking to the "Other" section with the exclusion of 4 & 5. Other than that, go nuts!]

23

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Knockout did like expanding his sexual horizons, particularly when it included playing roles with his partner. And for this "domestic" ensemble, Knockout got the perfect set-up. He raced right downstairs, dressed in nothing but slippers, a bathrobe, and his pipe.

Phase one of thier little roleplay's about to start. The smaller robot leaned against a piece of furniture in their little house, smirking all come hither.]

Breaky, I need you in here~

Rosalee Calvert | Grimm

[foxy_lady]

Lydia Martin ♕ Teen Wolf

[lefthandedgenius]

lily potter ⋙ hp

[dilectio]

Geir Úlfhrafn | Scion OC | M/M

[odinsscion]

Theodore "Teddy" Altman | Young Avengers

[stampy]

40

[notthor]

[For someone who was always acting annoyed with, well, everyone, Tommy sure stayed over a lot. It must have been the 'no threat of getting thrown back into a case study' thing. Or his perverse enjoyment out of interrupting every moment they get. Billy is this close to magicking a naked-apron-wearing Deadpool illusion to appear to scare him out (hell he could probably ask the mercenary to do it for real but not even Tommy's reaction would be worth it.)

He falls face down on their bed and groans.]

He's playing GTA again. I was finally going to finish Game of Thrones tonight.

Usagi Tsukino ☽Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon ☽OTA

[inthenameofthemoon]

 

Re: Usagi Tsukino ☽Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon ☽OTA

[fingerbangingood]

[ooc: do you have any preferred numbers/situations?]

Kanji Tatsumi | Persona 4 | M/M

[electrostruck]

Susan Pevensie [modern!AU] | The Chronicles of Narnia | M/F

[nylons]

Jesse Pinkman | Breaking Bad

[cowhouse]

29

[rulebreaks]

Buffy was a good manipulator when she wanted to be. Perhaps not as good or exacting as Walter White, but she had never met the ghostly presence who haunted her boyfriend, and the more she heard about him the less she wanted to. Demons, vampires, urg and scary monsters were her terrain, but simple human cruelty? That was beyond her.

Still, it was easy enough to set aside Jesse's past to try and get her way; easy because for all that Buffy was a savior of the people, the chosen one, most of all she was a self-centered girl who just wanted to be normal. To feel normal for once in her life.

"You promised you would take me," she pointed out, poking him in the chest at the same time. "You don't want to have to drive me everywhere forever, do you?"

It was sharply reminiscent of the conversation she had had with her mother years earlier, but Jesse had been driving before he was even legal to -- surely he could spare the afternoon.

spike } btvs } ota

[allbloodyhail]

[redlooksgood]

[Jane is less than surprised to come home to find a Spike shaped lump on her couch.]

If you drank all the liquor I'm going to hurt you in a non-sexy way.

[She falls into the couch instead of looking for said liquor. It's been a long week.]

You don't pay rent and you drink my booze. Least you could do is have a hot meal waiting for me when I come home. Worst wife ever.

Sarah Blake ღ Supernatural ღ OTA

[asafehaven]