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The Domestic Smut Meme

THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play

Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
Comment to others.
Play out domestic sex.
"But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

Together/Committed

In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.

Other

The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

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[ It had honestly been way too long since they had been in close quarters like this and Usagi was about to make up for lost time.

With her one hand occupied with rubbing her fingers back and forth on his side, the other one snakes out to entwine into his black hair and pull him as close as possible despite the thin barrier of clothes that included her night shirt and sleep shorts.

Once she knows they can't get any closer without stripping, which seemed to be in the immediate future, Usagi opens her mouth to dart her tongue against Yusuke's lips in a teasing manner. ]

[Lips parted, his own tongue moving against hers as the kiss deepened. Far too long indeed and he wasn't wasting any time with any of this. Hands moved, lowering to grab at the bottom of her shirt and try to pull it upward.]

[ Both the fabric of her shirt plus the light touch of the hands pulling it up tickle her skin, and Usagi can't help but giggle against his lips. However, once the shirt is tugged up far enough, she pulls away from the kiss so he can pull it up off her without any problem.

At least, that was the plan. As soon as her short is off and chucked off to where ever, she sits herself up and practically rolls ontop of him with a playfulgrin on her face. ]

You know, as your girlfriend, it's my job to make sure that any problem you have is fixed~

[That was surprising, earning a blinking stare at Yusuke before he smirked. The idea did sound very good in his book and he more than welcomed it. Seeing Usagi act like this was all too entertaining.]

I think I can welcome whatever treatment idea ya got.

[ There's an unconscious lick of her lips when he gives her the go ahead. Not that Usagi really needed it, but, still. A turn on's a turn on, right? And that seeing that smirk while hover atop was definitely one. ]

It's a sure fire treatment. Will totally help get you to sleep.

[ Usagi gives him a brief but still deep kiss. As she does, she moves herself so that she's straddling on his waist along with opting to lightly nibble at his neck once the kiss breaks. ]

[He leans back during the kiss and once it breaks, liking it when Usagi was really confident like this. Hands moved to her chest, at least trying to massage her breasts for a bit while she tended to him, and tease her nipples with his palms as well. He was never one to stand still for too long anyway.]

[ Usagi can't help but make a soft groaning sound against his neck once her breasts are played with. That felt really nice, and her nipples harden against his palms as a result.

But, just to make things a little more enjoyable, Usagi shifts so that their lower bodies finally touch through the few layers if clothes they have down there. It's then she gently grinds against him, just to see his reaction. ]

[Certainly a way to rile him up, a bulge already being formed as he touched her breasts and the way she grinded against him. How could he not when she was being incredibly tempting? It was almost unbearable at this rate!]

Know how to get a guy going, I admit that much.

It's all part of my plan to relax you~

[ At least, that had been the original excuse. Now, as the grinding against his hardness was rubbing that spot right between her legs, Usagi was starting to want it for herself as well and not just for him.

Sitting up a little, Usagi places her hands on either side of him to stabilize herself as the grins get a litttle more intense. ]

[That earns one needy moan from Yusuke, finding the contact unbearable at this point. He was tempted to take over, but at the same time, seeing Usagi like this was entertaining too. He settled with moving his hands against her breasts some more, fingers moving to pinch her nipples.]

Think I'm getting more riled up, but in a very good way.

[ This was a role she hardly ever got to do, and while it wouldn't surprise her if he did roll over and take control, being like this and setting the pace and tension was very exciting. She almost wanted to see how far she could go before neither of then could stand it anymore. ]

Nnnn... I see..

[ Usagi can't help but groan breathlessly as her nipples turn rock hand under tooch. ].

Now which of us has the patience, that's fun to see...

[He moans again a bit, his bulge still being teased by her and all he could do was toy with her breasts. This was certainly a game he loved playing now.]

[ And like most games, Usagi ups the difficulty by doing one last grind before slowly dragging her body farther down. Her trail of kisses starts again, but this time it's a lazy line all the way down his chest to right at the edge of his pants. ]

We will, won't we~?

[Those hands fall to her hair as she lowered herself. The moment he had been waiting for now? A grin came to his face as he watched with anticipation.]

[ It had been so long since she had been able to do this to him. It, and smelling his scent was making her head swim in a haze. But, she wasn't done teasing him yet. While her lips play along the skin of his waist, she brings a hand down to massage around the rather thick bulge he was sporting instead of a direct touch. ]

[He was a bit disappointed, but then again, what did he expect? She wasn't going to give up so soon. Earns another groan from him, hands moving through her hair being the only thing he could do.]

[ Feeling a. bit more emboldened by his noises, Usagi nips the skin lightly with her teeth before moving down far enough where the head of his hardness is covered. Just a little bit of actual touching, but just enough that she knew it wouldn't be enough for Yusuke.

She was definitely trying to see how long he'd last~ ]

[Definitely evil of her. But he'd prove her wrong, in that he could endure...he at least hoped. Not enough and always making him want more; Usagi knew how to quickly work up his nerves alright.]

C-come on, how about a bit more?

[Being forced to beg was suddenly a new fear.]

[ He must have wanted it bad if he was beginning to beg. Usagi only nibbles for a few more seconds before her fingers hook onto the sides of his boxers and pull them down. Once the tip finally is uncovered, she wasted absolutely no time in re-attaching her lips against him.

First with a gentle kiss, then with a light flick of her tongue before taking the head completely in her mouth for a suck. ]

[That earned quite a moan from him, finally relieved that she was tending so well. Hands move through her hair, showing how much he really enjoyed it.]

Now that's more like it...

[ Usagi switches from light suckles to longer and deeper tongue strokes down the length of his hard on. It's a gradual thing until she's able to get the majority of his size into her mouth.

Her bobs up and down on him, lips pressed around him while her tongue swirls around any part of his skin she can. Every so often she gazes up at him with a smirk, but only for a second since she's quite busy. ]

Damn...

[He sighs, hands squeezing at her beautiful hair. Felt so good, his length already as hard as it could be. He enjoyed every minute to say the least.]

Remind me to return the favor more...

[ After one more bobbing of her head, Usagi lifts her head up and licks her lips in thought. ]

Well, if you really want to do that.. you could do that right now while I'm helping myself~

[He chuckles.]

Heh. I'm up for that kind of fun.

[ If that was the case, Usagi sits up from the position she was in and reaches overto pull him up, playfully grinning all the way. ]

My clothes won't take themselves off, you know.

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sorry these are taking so long. projects are killing me

That's cool! No worries. :3

and at long last I am free!

YAY FREEDOM while I slave away at a retail store for the holidays ;;

good luck /patpat

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