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The Domestic Smut Meme

THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play

Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
Comment to others.
Play out domestic sex.
"But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

Together/Committed

In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.

Other

The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

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[He's realized long ago that it is highly unfair that they left his family's house where two parents and two little brother's make privacy impossible (granted his parents were ridiculously understanding, but not understanding enough to keep from enforcing a 'leave the door open when you're in a room together' rule) only to move in to a place together where his brother from another life makes privacy impossible but it's not that easy to kick Tommy out. For one he can walk through walls. For another, Billy's just kinda a little scared of maybe accidentally banishing him to another universe if he tries anything too big.]

More Starks have died and you're worried about your virginity? [But he sits up anyway, touching Teddy's cheek.] Don't pout. Captain America had to have at least been a seventy-year-old virgin and he's still pretty amazing.

[He's tried to sound-proof their room before but the spell always breaks when he loses concentration. And even if he could be sure Tommy would never know what they were up to (and Tommy always seemed to find out anyway) it felt weird knowing his twin was around. But Teddy has been so patient and understanding-] You are suddenly much more appealing than dead Starks and snarky dwarves. Come here.

[Teddy wondered at what point his virginity even became comparable to a fictitious family from some novel turned TV show. He was a loving boyfriend, though, and that meant that he would keep his remarks about the series to himself. Once he was done imagining himself a virgin at 80 he caved and made himself comfortable in bed beside Billy, wrapping both arms around him possessively. That was usually all it took to make him feel better.]

I like the half man though, but he's a Lanister isn't he? [His hands slid up his boyfriend's shirt shamelessly, smiling as innocently as possible as he explored more skin beneath the fabric.]

[Teddy's arms are the best place to be and he's quite happy to curl up closer into the embrace. The changeling can make his body into anything he could imagine (which might make for some fun experiments if they could ever get Tommy to leave) but Billy likes the solid, heavy weight of his normal form best.]

Yes, but he's decent as far as Lannisters go. [Pauses, shivers.] I know what you're trying to do, and it's working. [His head tilts to press his lips to the other boy's, a light tease at first and then something more proper though still quite tame.]

[Distracting his boyfriend while he copped feels of him only worked for so long before he was discovered and he found himself smiling bashfully when their lips met. All this talk of Starks and Lannisters would have to end now. He easily trapped Billy under his weight and kept their lips together while he allowed his weight to rest between his boyfriend's thighs. If he was more sexy he might have tried to say something hot, but knowing he'd mess it up he stayed quiet and slipped his tongue into Billy's mouth.]

[Teddy doesn't have to try to be sexy with him, everything he does already seems impossibly hot; the way he easily pins down Billy's smaller body and falls into the kiss has Billy's blood heating up with interest. And they need to be quiet unless Teddy wants Tommy to overhear, which Billy would have to protest to.]

Sorry, about Tommy. He's just- y'know, family. [Frowns, but smothers it with a kiss. A leg curls around one of Teddy's possessively (he always wants to be closer) and his hands settle on Teddy's back, feeling the hard muscle and squeezing tightly at his t-shirt.]

No, I get it. [He understands that they have to be quiet and everything, but he can't help but want to get Billy to make those sounds that he made whenever they kissed. Tommy overhearing would have been the ultimate mood-killer though, so he would do his best not to draw attention to them.

His boyfriend's hands on him had his thoughts going to dangerous places, but it wasn't a secret that he wanted Billy at the moment. He pulled away from the kiss again, but for a reason this time. Teddy quickly removed his shirt so the other male could enjoy the view more easily, hopefully he wouldn't lose himself and turn green this time around. His hips pushed down, rocking slowly against Billy's.]

[Another frown, but it quickly turns into an 'o' of understanding when the shirt comes off. That's much better and wow how could he be so lucky, he gets to date the kind, wonderful super hero who is also insanely gorgeous. In this form, especially, but even as the Hulkling he's kind of incredibly hot to him and Billy never minds the times when Teddy's control slips from him and little patches of skin turn green. He looks forward to it, actually, finding the contrast of color to be a huge turn on. All he can do is stare, eyes popped open wide and darkened completely, until Teddy's hips rock down and Billy makes a soft noise, automatically lifting up into him.

Even the fear of his twin overhearing can't lessen how much he wants Teddy, always wants him all the time. He pulls down on Teddy's shoulders and makes as though to kiss him again but instead goes to one of his ears, teeth and tongue playing with the silver cuffs that Teddy favors. His hands eagerly explore the warm skin revealed to him before he stops at Teddy's nipples, thumbing and pinching them lightly.] Ever thought about getting pierced here?

[No matter how many times he tried to keep himself composed during their make out sessions it always ended up happening. Maybe one day he'd be less self conscious about it, but for now he wanted to stay one solid color. His focus wavers when he feels Billy's fingers on his chest, touching his nipples. Teddy's cheeks turn red at the contact, but he concentrates on responding to the question.]

Yes..I have thought about it. Why? Would you mind that?[As he speaks he continues to keep the friction between them. At first it's because it feels good, but soon it's because he feels like he'll go crazy if he stops. Of course he wants more, but he'd never asked before to go further than hand jobs and dry humping. And even at those times they were always interrupted before anything could happen.]

Are you stupid? [Thumbs the hardening nub again, a little more pressure behind the touch this time, and grins. He can just spell one on to Teddy if he really wants--he knows Teddy won't mind--or Teddy himself could shift to make it look like he's wearing one but it's not the same. And as a rule he never works a spell on Teddy unless it's needed during a fight or something, it feels too wrong.] You'd look hot.

[He's trying to stay as quiet as possible but with his mouth at Teddy's ear he knows the other boy can hear every hitch and shiver in his breath, every moan he makes when their hips meet. He's got as many hormones as the next guy his age does and he desperately wants- something, anything more, but he doesn't know how to ask for it or get it in their current situation. His mouth tears away from the earrings and finds Teddy's again and his hand finds his boyfriend's crotch, palm pressing firmly against the obvious bulge there because that at least he can do.]

I...uh...[Words were impossible when Billy was being like this, trying not to blush was useless now.] Yes.

[He didn't know why he was even talking anymore in this state of arousal and his boyfriend's hand touching him there. Being torn between restraining himself and ripping off Billy's clothes was not a good place to be when his twin was just in the other room. Teddy threw caution to the wind and kisses back hard, seeking out Billy's tongue while he presses against the palm on his crotch, letting the other feel his arousal before pulling away again, this time to get Billy out of his pants.] I want to do it. Right here, right now. [It sounded so awkward when it came out but every bit of it was true.]

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[Making Teddy blush and go speechless is definitely on his top ten list of favorite things to do, cause even now it's still so mind blowing that he's the one causing it. He wants to say something that'll make him blush more but his intentions are cut short with an awkward squawk when his pants get pulled off and those words that go straight to his dick.]

Uh, okay, I think you broke my brain. [Shit but he really, really wants to, but Tommy... but fuck if he can remember what exactly the problem is with that right now. It's not like Tommy will just bust in (he hopes) and how could Billy get embarrassed about being overheard when he is with Teddy, that at least deserves a high five.] Yeah, ok, yeah. I want it. I want you. [And then just to drive his point across he wills lubricant and condoms to him, immensely pleased that nothing blows up in the process.]

[It wasn't his intention to freak his boyfriend out but the words just came out and he didn't even know where they came from. They weren't untrue by any means, but he really didn't know what he was doing besides going with what he knew his body wanted. Of course thinking with that head was not a good idea regularly, but they were together and kind of alone so if there was any situation in which he could get away with it, it would be now.]

Sorry, I...yeah... [The lube and condoms appearing suddenly in reach made him shut up quickly. There wasn't anything useful he could say at this point so he just kept quiet and kept replaying the last few seconds of Billy saying he wanted him over and over while he removed whatever clothing was left between them and spread his boyfriend's legs, just looking for a second because damn it was hot. He'd never seen him like this before, but he tried not to blush too much or get distracted as he squeezed lube on his fingers only to see that the hand there huge green and disproportionate to his other one.]

Crap, I'm sorry...

[Teddy had seen him naked before but the look of appreciation he gets is still unexpected, Teddy is the one all blond and muscles and perfect and Billy is just scrawny and nerdy and not. But Teddy is always so genuine about everything that he believes him (though he might question is sanity) and gah what kind of cosmic powers should he be thanking for being naked in bed with him now?

The hulked out hand breaks him out of his inner gushing and he laughs, not condescendingly but from the absurdity of it all and because he feels really in love right now.] It's okay! [He takes the green hand and rubs his cheek against Teddy's palm, feeling totally weird and wrong about the jolt of electricity that shoots down his spine when he registers just how big that hand is.] I like it. It's- hot. Really hot, actually.

But, uh, I don't know if a claw is a good thing to uh, you know, so relax. Should I get one of your mom's self help books with breathing exercises? [Smirks, poking him teasingly with his foot, and pulls him back in for a kiss to distract him with.]

[He felt like he was seconds away from hyperventilating, but Billy's smile is all it takes for him to feel okay. And it doesn't hurt that his boyfriend is so accommodating of the fact that he has no control of himself in situations like this.] If that's your fetish, you're in luck.

[Teddy laughs, but it's mostly at himself, and he bites playfully at his boyfriend's lower lip until he can change his arm back to normal and find Billy's entrance with a bit of feeling around. The only warning he gives is a quick circle around the rim before sliding his finger inside, surprised at how warm he is inside. All he wants is to put himself in there, but he reminds himself to focus. He slid in another finger, feeling around for a specific spot.]

[Teddy usually has such great control over his shape shifting that it's kind of a relief that he's not perfect all the time. Though he kinda is in Billy's eyes.] Oh yeah, I love them big and green. The Hulk was my dream guy until you came along.

[They're being cheesy and stupid but it appears to be working and Billy can't help but smile against Teddy's lips. But then he's gasping because he's still caught off guard by Teddy's finger. He's gentle, of course he is, but it's still weird and his mouth hiccups against Teddy's.] I'm fine, I'm fine, don't- [He's answering the question that he knows is about to come but is cut off when Teddy touches something in him that sets his nerves on fire. He arches up and chokes back a shout, hands scrabbling about to find something to hold on to and keep him from accidentally shooting up at the ceiling or something.] Oh, fuck you better do that again.

[Porn only got you so far when it came to learning how to do this type of thing. So he ended up doing some reading on it so he could make sure his boyfriend felt good whenever they got a chance to do it. Like now.

He pulled away from the kiss when he felt Billy's body jerk, and almost pulled out his fingers until he registered the words and continued. Teddy kept brushing against that spot, wanting to see his boyfriend's body react to it more. He used his free hand to wrap his fingers around Billy's length, stroking him slowly while his fingers continued to push and twist inside him.] Like this?

Fuck, yes, like that, oh my god Teddy. [Billy whines and undulates and pushes down against Teddy's hand until he feels like he's about to explode out of his skin with need. He's played with his ass before because he's a curious and horny boy but it's never felt like this- nothing ever feels like when he's with Teddy.]

[Chest heaving with pants, he looks up at Teddy, eyes dark and face red, licking his lips and pushing sweat-damp hair aside.] More, Teddy, please.

[Hearing all of this from his boyfriend was turning him on more, if that was even possible. He bit his lower lip automatically restraining himself and keeping himself from changing form. Although he wasn't sure he could control it when they got to it, he couldn't deny his boyfriend.

Teddy pulled his fingers out and fumbled to put the condom on, stroking himself a couple times as he added more lube and held onto the backs of his boyfriend's thighs, pushing them wider as he rubbed the head of his length against Billy's entrance.

If he wasn't completely sure it would gross the other male out he would have grew another arm to guide himself in, but instead he removed one hand from his boyfriend's thigh and used that to position himself properly before pushing into him slowly.]

[Teddy's fingers leave him and Billy whines as the pleasure recedes and he feels just kind of empty and weird but the world suddenly seems to fast forward around him and holy fuck, that's his boyfriend's dick against his ass. And Teddy's a lot bigger than just a couple of fingers, almost scarily big (but mostly just a really big turn on), but he knows Teddy would never hurt him and he just really, really wants him right the fuck now.

He helpfully pulls his legs back until they can rest on Teddy's shoulders and tries to go for a reassuring smile as the thick head breaches him.] Shit, ow, wait- [It hurts, almost enough to convince him to turn to magic (because god knows he can't ask Teddy to shrink for him) but no, for their first time he wants to do it right and normal, just us. He anchors himself to that thought and it helps distract him and ease him, and he forces his stiff fingers to let go of Teddy's arms. His voice is slurred but he rubs his calf against Teddy reassuringly.] 'mokay T, jus'... god. Damn. You can move, please, you can..

[He can't help worrying about his boyfriend being in pain so he tries to go about this as delicately as possible, pushing in as slow as he can manage. With the urges to just plow into Billy in the way it turns into a very difficult thing. And it feels so good. And warm. Teddy always thought that being in love with his boyfriend was the best feeling ever, but this definitely changed things.

He stops immediately at the first signs of distress, ready to call it quits if that's what Billy wanted, but after asking a billion times if he was sure it was okay to continue he proceeds, just pushing in completely so his boyfriend can take a moment to get used to it before he started to move slowly, building up a steady pace.] This feels...really fucking good. Are you okay?

[There's no way Teddy can fit in him completely, he thinks wildly, he's not even half in and Billy feels like it's too much. Maybe he should have started practicing with smaller dildos or something first. And then Teddy, by some miracle, is entirely in him, and when he's brought away from the brink of hyperventilating he realizes it doesn't hurt that much. He just feels... so full. A fullness he's never felt before and it's really weirdly awesome.

Then Teddy moves and that's weird and it hurts again but it also is very, very good. 'm great, I'm fine, just keep doing that. [He moans freely, Tommy be damned, and tugs on his cock which has him crying out even louder, rocking his hips up into his hand and down onto Teddy's erection.]

[Teddy didn't think it would fit either, but he knew Billy would complain if he adjusted his size just for the sake of comfort. He bit his lower lip as he watched himself slide in over and over again, letting out a groan every so often, no longer worried about the other person in the next room. If Tommy wanted to cockblock (which he was suspiciously good at) he would have to pull him off of his boyfriend, otherwise he wasn't going anywhere until he was finished.

He stopped holding back as soon as he was sure Billy was liking it, and moved his hips to the same pace as the other male's hand. Teddy drove into him harder, chasing his release, wanting to hear more from Billy, and when he was close to finishing he had unintentionally reverted to his green form without noticing but he continued to bury his cock into his boyfriend.]

[Oh yeah that's definitely feeling better, now he understands why people can actually become obsessed with sex and now he's kicking himself for not doing something about the Tommy issue sooner. Hell, he's gonna go and buy his twin the best pair of sound cancelling headphones he can find tomorrow.

Teddy's growing 'enthusiasm' doesn't register at first, his body is too deliciously numb to realize what's going on until there's a weird burning sensation in his ass again. He still feels good, amazing even, but he opens his eyes anyway and gasps when he realizes that his boyfriend hasn't just had a few slips of green skin appear, he's completely hulked out, and Billy's never seen his dick in this form but he can say without a doubt that it is huge. He grits his teeth and does his best to put up with it because he doesn't want to freak Teddy out and his body is still numb enough anyway to not hurt too much and-]

Shitfuckohmygod

[Billy's babbling because that thick head is pushing firmly against his prostate and his entire body feels electrified. It's painful and pleasurable all at once and Billy feels like an absolute wreck. He actually breaks just like that, his moan half a sob as comes all over his hand and stomach.]

[Had he realized what was happening he would have panicked and stopped, and probably lost his boner in the process. Since his eyes were closed and he was focused on hitting that same spot and making Billy feel good there was no way for him to know what was happening.

The tightness around his cock just before his boyfriend came didn't set off any sirens either, and by the time he opens his eyes to look at the puddle of cum on Billy's belly he was back to normal and releasing his load inside the condom that now strangely seemed more stretched out than it was just a moment ago.]

You're so amazing. I love you. [He blushed and leaned forward to press kisses all over his boyfriend's chest an shoulder, nuzzling his jaw lightly while he attempted to catch his breath.]

[He didn't pass out per se but he does look completely dazed and, well, like he just had his brains fucked out. Which would not be a surprise on his end. He blinks his eyes open when he hears Teddy voice and is confused at first when he sees regular ol' normal (but gorgeous) Teddy Altman and not Hulkling. So Teddy didn't even realize what had happened, huh. He wonders if he should tell him.

Before he can he hears Tommy's voice from outside the room, yelling some lewd comments at them and ugh, he did not need this right now.] IwantTommytosleepIwantTommytosleep... [He'll get chewed out for it later but for now it is blessedly quiet and he sighs, pulling Teddy down so he can properly cuddle up to him.] Not so bad yourself, big guy.

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