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The Domestic Smut Meme

THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play

Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
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Play out domestic sex.
"But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

Together/Committed

In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.

Other

The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

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[Teddy had seen him naked before but the look of appreciation he gets is still unexpected, Teddy is the one all blond and muscles and perfect and Billy is just scrawny and nerdy and not. But Teddy is always so genuine about everything that he believes him (though he might question is sanity) and gah what kind of cosmic powers should he be thanking for being naked in bed with him now?

The hulked out hand breaks him out of his inner gushing and he laughs, not condescendingly but from the absurdity of it all and because he feels really in love right now.] It's okay! [He takes the green hand and rubs his cheek against Teddy's palm, feeling totally weird and wrong about the jolt of electricity that shoots down his spine when he registers just how big that hand is.] I like it. It's- hot. Really hot, actually.

But, uh, I don't know if a claw is a good thing to uh, you know, so relax. Should I get one of your mom's self help books with breathing exercises? [Smirks, poking him teasingly with his foot, and pulls him back in for a kiss to distract him with.]

[He felt like he was seconds away from hyperventilating, but Billy's smile is all it takes for him to feel okay. And it doesn't hurt that his boyfriend is so accommodating of the fact that he has no control of himself in situations like this.] If that's your fetish, you're in luck.

[Teddy laughs, but it's mostly at himself, and he bites playfully at his boyfriend's lower lip until he can change his arm back to normal and find Billy's entrance with a bit of feeling around. The only warning he gives is a quick circle around the rim before sliding his finger inside, surprised at how warm he is inside. All he wants is to put himself in there, but he reminds himself to focus. He slid in another finger, feeling around for a specific spot.]

[Teddy usually has such great control over his shape shifting that it's kind of a relief that he's not perfect all the time. Though he kinda is in Billy's eyes.] Oh yeah, I love them big and green. The Hulk was my dream guy until you came along.

[They're being cheesy and stupid but it appears to be working and Billy can't help but smile against Teddy's lips. But then he's gasping because he's still caught off guard by Teddy's finger. He's gentle, of course he is, but it's still weird and his mouth hiccups against Teddy's.] I'm fine, I'm fine, don't- [He's answering the question that he knows is about to come but is cut off when Teddy touches something in him that sets his nerves on fire. He arches up and chokes back a shout, hands scrabbling about to find something to hold on to and keep him from accidentally shooting up at the ceiling or something.] Oh, fuck you better do that again.

[Porn only got you so far when it came to learning how to do this type of thing. So he ended up doing some reading on it so he could make sure his boyfriend felt good whenever they got a chance to do it. Like now.

He pulled away from the kiss when he felt Billy's body jerk, and almost pulled out his fingers until he registered the words and continued. Teddy kept brushing against that spot, wanting to see his boyfriend's body react to it more. He used his free hand to wrap his fingers around Billy's length, stroking him slowly while his fingers continued to push and twist inside him.] Like this?

Fuck, yes, like that, oh my god Teddy. [Billy whines and undulates and pushes down against Teddy's hand until he feels like he's about to explode out of his skin with need. He's played with his ass before because he's a curious and horny boy but it's never felt like this- nothing ever feels like when he's with Teddy.]

[Chest heaving with pants, he looks up at Teddy, eyes dark and face red, licking his lips and pushing sweat-damp hair aside.] More, Teddy, please.

[Hearing all of this from his boyfriend was turning him on more, if that was even possible. He bit his lower lip automatically restraining himself and keeping himself from changing form. Although he wasn't sure he could control it when they got to it, he couldn't deny his boyfriend.

Teddy pulled his fingers out and fumbled to put the condom on, stroking himself a couple times as he added more lube and held onto the backs of his boyfriend's thighs, pushing them wider as he rubbed the head of his length against Billy's entrance.

If he wasn't completely sure it would gross the other male out he would have grew another arm to guide himself in, but instead he removed one hand from his boyfriend's thigh and used that to position himself properly before pushing into him slowly.]

[Teddy's fingers leave him and Billy whines as the pleasure recedes and he feels just kind of empty and weird but the world suddenly seems to fast forward around him and holy fuck, that's his boyfriend's dick against his ass. And Teddy's a lot bigger than just a couple of fingers, almost scarily big (but mostly just a really big turn on), but he knows Teddy would never hurt him and he just really, really wants him right the fuck now.

He helpfully pulls his legs back until they can rest on Teddy's shoulders and tries to go for a reassuring smile as the thick head breaches him.] Shit, ow, wait- [It hurts, almost enough to convince him to turn to magic (because god knows he can't ask Teddy to shrink for him) but no, for their first time he wants to do it right and normal, just us. He anchors himself to that thought and it helps distract him and ease him, and he forces his stiff fingers to let go of Teddy's arms. His voice is slurred but he rubs his calf against Teddy reassuringly.] 'mokay T, jus'... god. Damn. You can move, please, you can..

[He can't help worrying about his boyfriend being in pain so he tries to go about this as delicately as possible, pushing in as slow as he can manage. With the urges to just plow into Billy in the way it turns into a very difficult thing. And it feels so good. And warm. Teddy always thought that being in love with his boyfriend was the best feeling ever, but this definitely changed things.

He stops immediately at the first signs of distress, ready to call it quits if that's what Billy wanted, but after asking a billion times if he was sure it was okay to continue he proceeds, just pushing in completely so his boyfriend can take a moment to get used to it before he started to move slowly, building up a steady pace.] This feels...really fucking good. Are you okay?

[There's no way Teddy can fit in him completely, he thinks wildly, he's not even half in and Billy feels like it's too much. Maybe he should have started practicing with smaller dildos or something first. And then Teddy, by some miracle, is entirely in him, and when he's brought away from the brink of hyperventilating he realizes it doesn't hurt that much. He just feels... so full. A fullness he's never felt before and it's really weirdly awesome.

Then Teddy moves and that's weird and it hurts again but it also is very, very good. 'm great, I'm fine, just keep doing that. [He moans freely, Tommy be damned, and tugs on his cock which has him crying out even louder, rocking his hips up into his hand and down onto Teddy's erection.]

[Teddy didn't think it would fit either, but he knew Billy would complain if he adjusted his size just for the sake of comfort. He bit his lower lip as he watched himself slide in over and over again, letting out a groan every so often, no longer worried about the other person in the next room. If Tommy wanted to cockblock (which he was suspiciously good at) he would have to pull him off of his boyfriend, otherwise he wasn't going anywhere until he was finished.

He stopped holding back as soon as he was sure Billy was liking it, and moved his hips to the same pace as the other male's hand. Teddy drove into him harder, chasing his release, wanting to hear more from Billy, and when he was close to finishing he had unintentionally reverted to his green form without noticing but he continued to bury his cock into his boyfriend.]

[Oh yeah that's definitely feeling better, now he understands why people can actually become obsessed with sex and now he's kicking himself for not doing something about the Tommy issue sooner. Hell, he's gonna go and buy his twin the best pair of sound cancelling headphones he can find tomorrow.

Teddy's growing 'enthusiasm' doesn't register at first, his body is too deliciously numb to realize what's going on until there's a weird burning sensation in his ass again. He still feels good, amazing even, but he opens his eyes anyway and gasps when he realizes that his boyfriend hasn't just had a few slips of green skin appear, he's completely hulked out, and Billy's never seen his dick in this form but he can say without a doubt that it is huge. He grits his teeth and does his best to put up with it because he doesn't want to freak Teddy out and his body is still numb enough anyway to not hurt too much and-]

Shitfuckohmygod

[Billy's babbling because that thick head is pushing firmly against his prostate and his entire body feels electrified. It's painful and pleasurable all at once and Billy feels like an absolute wreck. He actually breaks just like that, his moan half a sob as comes all over his hand and stomach.]

[Had he realized what was happening he would have panicked and stopped, and probably lost his boner in the process. Since his eyes were closed and he was focused on hitting that same spot and making Billy feel good there was no way for him to know what was happening.

The tightness around his cock just before his boyfriend came didn't set off any sirens either, and by the time he opens his eyes to look at the puddle of cum on Billy's belly he was back to normal and releasing his load inside the condom that now strangely seemed more stretched out than it was just a moment ago.]

You're so amazing. I love you. [He blushed and leaned forward to press kisses all over his boyfriend's chest an shoulder, nuzzling his jaw lightly while he attempted to catch his breath.]

[He didn't pass out per se but he does look completely dazed and, well, like he just had his brains fucked out. Which would not be a surprise on his end. He blinks his eyes open when he hears Teddy voice and is confused at first when he sees regular ol' normal (but gorgeous) Teddy Altman and not Hulkling. So Teddy didn't even realize what had happened, huh. He wonders if he should tell him.

Before he can he hears Tommy's voice from outside the room, yelling some lewd comments at them and ugh, he did not need this right now.] IwantTommytosleepIwantTommytosleep... [He'll get chewed out for it later but for now it is blessedly quiet and he sighs, pulling Teddy down so he can properly cuddle up to him.] Not so bad yourself, big guy.

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