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texts from last night

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[nonexempt]

That sounds like a threat.

[hyperviolence]

Nanami!
How can you say that?
You know us!

[ yes, Nanami does know them, and they're both menaces. that's the biggest problem. ]

[nonexempt]

Exactly. Remember what Ieiri-san did to my first boyfriend?

[hyperviolence]

Would 'remind me' be an appropriate response?

[ of course he doesn't remember what Shoko did. he doesn't even remember Nanami's first boyfriend! ]

[nonexempt]

Of course you don't remember.

She let a bunch of flyheads into his apartment after our first argument. He couldn't sleep for a week.

[hyperviolence]

Why should I remember garbage that wasn't good enough for you?

Ooh, right, I remember collecting them for her.
He was a dickhead anyway.

[nonexempt]

He was but still not the best way to handle that. He was a civilian, after all.

So, please leave the lawyer alone.

[hyperviolence]

Civilians are the number one cause for curses in the first place, but hey.

Fine, I'll hold her back.
Will you let us meet him after you've done unspeakable things to each other?

[nonexempt]

Maybe not directly after but I'll set up some time for you to meet if it seems worthwhile. I take it it's not worth warning you against embarrassing me, is it?

[hyperviolence]

What, no post-coital face time? 😟

Nanami, you're perpetually embarrassed by knowing me so even my best behaviour won't be of any use here.

[nonexempt]

Rather not think about you during my post-coital times, Gojo-san.

And while this is true, that's still no excuse to not be on your best behavior regardless.

[hyperviolence]

I'm always on my best behaviour.
But for you I'll be even bestester. 😚

[nonexempt]

Not a word.

[ BUT THAT'S ALL HE REPLIES WITH. ]

[hyperviolence]

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