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texts from last night

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[stresspoint]

Please limit collateral damage.

[altrunistic]

Oh well naturally. No offense but I don't think this is that much of an emergency.

[stresspoint]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply it was an emergency.

It's annoying.

[altrunistic]

If you're asking a stranger to rescue you it seems like enough of an emergency to me.

[stresspoint]

I guess if you count being close to committing reckless endangerment that's true. They won't believe average excuses.

[altrunistic]

Things going that well, are they?

[stresspoint]

Again, that's why I'm texting. Because of how well it's going.

[altrunistic]

Yes yes. Let me know what building I'm burning down, will you?

[stresspoint]

Don't burn it down. Just give me a reason to leave.

We're across from the mall. Make some noise.

[altrunistic]

Do you perhaps want to be a bit more specific?
I'm new here, you see.

[stresspoint]

[ He has to pause to subtly pin the location through his phone. ]

Don't hurt anyone. I just need a reason to handle a disturbance. Can you handle that?

[altrunistic]

Depends on what sort of disturbances you're used to handling, I suppose. I'd hate to set something on fire if that's not your area.