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texts from last night

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Rico Dredd | Judge Dredd | ota

[judgementcrime]

1) Got good news for you. Everyone saw your dick.

2) So you’re telling me you don’t need the handsaw anymore?

3) This is the last time I’m doing a favor for you. Next time, I’m charging my usual rate.

4) Yeah, I hit you with my motorcycle. I’m surprised you remember.

5) You called it a “funcussion”, I'm not trusting your judgement.

6) *WE made the news

7) [text him!]

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[telekinesis_kills]

I've been telling you I don't need the handsaw for hours. You're the one who suggested it in the first place.

Are you trying to offload evidence onto me for some reason??

[judgementcrime]

I’ve been saying it’s the most straightforward solution to your problem.

[telekinesis_kills]

I will dispose of my problems my way, thank you very much.

I gave you the heads up so you wouldn't be blindsided, not so you could critique.

2.

[fan_of_knives]

woulda been nice
But i improvised.

[judgementcrime]

You "Improvised"?

[fan_of_knives]

yeah
i found a sledgehammer.