1. Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok. 2. Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically. 3. Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. 4. Dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate. 5. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? 6. Text him/bring your own!
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2. Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
3. Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
4. Dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate.
5. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
6. Text him/bring your own!
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How hung over are you? Should I bring some aspirin and water before I finish, or would you rather have the crepes first?
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Probably need the aspirin and the water along with the crepes. You're a literal lifesaver.
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Did you find your pants yet?
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I have not. I'm starting to suspect that those pants may be lost to the void at this rate.
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And uh. There's some really fun, creative uses for bubble wrap besides as a blanket.
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