Aren't you friends with the General? Why bother with reader insert fanfic when you can go talk to him yourself? I mean, he's a little old for you, but if you're into that kind of thing...
It's only weird if he finds out that you talk about how good his adoptive dad's dick is.
How old is Jing Yuan, anyway? All of those decades of experience have to count for something, unless he's as lazy in bed as he's rumored to be everywhere else. Even a big cock can't make up for a lack of effort!
Well, yeah, that's what I'm thinking... He's always sleepy, and he was injured recently, too. So unless he wants to go all "I am the reinforcements" on me, he's just gonna lay there...
[ sorry yanqing SORRY YANQING he respects and loves you!!!
...he respects and loves jing yuan too. but sometimes. you have to speculate. ]
Anyway, what do you mean by that? You like me 'cause I'm enthusiastic?
I guess he won't be summoning the lightning lord all over you any time soon, huh?
[What does that even mean, Sampo?]
There's a lot to be said for enthusiasm! You're always up for anything, and that's fun in the bedroom. I like a guy who's willing to experiment. Keeps things from getting boring!
[ i misread that last tag but we're gonna pretend it's fine. anyway, it's pretty clear what sampo means. caelus has some other bones to pick with jing yuan that add up to not actually wanting to fuck him, but he'll let them go for now; it's a bit odd to vent about them to sampo, who is both a friend-with-benefits and somewhat removed from the situation. he moves on. ]
That's good to hear. Sometimes I worry I'm not exciting enough. We've been kinda steady for a while.
If you have any fantasies you want me to fulfill, I'll make them happen, you know. No service charge.
Familiarity doesn't have to lead to boredom! If you can't keep your sex life interesting after knowing someone for more than one night, that's a skill issue.
I'll bring a few things the next time we meet up, we can talk about it ❤️
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People are super into this "Xianzhou Sword Tale" series and this guy in it named "Jim Yan" is 100% Jing Yuan lol
...Wait, you've been to the Luofu? Did you actually leave that bomb behind?
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[And no one is surprised that Sampo knows this.]
I've been to all sorts of places, left behind all kinds of things. Could you be a little more specific?
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Can't you just text me "thinking of you" like a normal person?
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Anyway, look, I read a lot of the Jing Yuan / reader spin-offs but none of it was very good
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Aren't you friends with the General? Why bother with reader insert fanfic when you can go talk to him yourself? I mean, he's a little old for you, but if you're into that kind of thing...
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I'm not into him, I just think the fantasies are funny
[ ... ]
His retainer / adoptive son is a friend of mine too, so I feel a bit bad about talking about him like this but
I'm gonna be real, I don't even think his dick would be as good as yours anyway
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How old is Jing Yuan, anyway? All of those decades of experience have to count for something, unless he's as lazy in bed as he's rumored to be everywhere else. Even a big cock can't make up for a lack of effort!
Which is why yours truly is so good.
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[ sorry yanqing SORRY YANQING he respects and loves you!!!
...he respects and loves jing yuan too. but sometimes. you have to speculate. ]
Anyway, what do you mean by that? You like me 'cause I'm enthusiastic?
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[What does that even mean, Sampo?]
There's a lot to be said for enthusiasm! You're always up for anything, and that's fun in the bedroom. I like a guy who's willing to experiment. Keeps things from getting boring!
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That's good to hear. Sometimes I worry I'm not exciting enough. We've been kinda steady for a while.
If you have any fantasies you want me to fulfill, I'll make them happen, you know. No service charge.
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I'll bring a few things the next time we meet up, we can talk about it ❤️
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Can I get a preview? Or does it have to be a surprise?
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I could get REALLY into that.
On you, on me, both at the same time...
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I'm pretty flexible. Just be nice to me...