the MINOR INJURY meme

[surething]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[isnt_the_same]

The cab pulled up to the restaurant and Eames paid before getting out and then helping Ariadne with her crutches.

[inyourdreams]

She got up on them and started moving toward the entrance.

[isnt_the_same]

Eames went ahead and held the door open for her and once they were both inside, the hostess seated them.

[inyourdreams]

She sat down and started looking at the menu.

[isnt_the_same]

Eames sat down and looked at his menu before the waitress came over to take drinks. He asked for red wine.

[inyourdreams]

"Same for me," Ari said.

[isnt_the_same]

The waitress went to go get them there wine. Eames set down his menu and took out his phone to text Arthur.

[inyourdreams]

"Arthur?" she asked.

[isnt_the_same]

Eames nodded. "Just want to let him know we're out for lunch if he comes back to an empty hotel room."

[inyourdreams]

She nodded.

"Did he say when we should expect him?" she asked.

[isnt_the_same]

"A little after noon," he replied.

[inyourdreams]

She nodded again.

[isnt_the_same]

"They're getting rid of everything," and by that he meant burning documents and whatever else they left in the warehouse.

[inyourdreams]

"I figured," she said, knowing the routine by now.

[isnt_the_same]

He reached over for her hand at the waitress came back. He ordered a steak.

[inyourdreams]

She gave him a small smile before looking at the waitress and ordering the surf and turf with filet and prawns. She figured she could bring the leftovers back to Arthur.

[isnt_the_same]

"You going back to Paris, right?" He asked.

[inyourdreams]

"I guess," she said with a shrug. "Although it depends on what you two are doing I suppose."

[isnt_the_same]

"I think Arthur wanted to go to London for a bit," he said with a half shrug.

[inyourdreams]

"Where are you going?" she asked.

[isnt_the_same]

"Not sure yet," he said.

[inyourdreams]

She nodded.

[isnt_the_same]

"I want to check on my apartment in Mombasa," he said. "But Arthur wouldn't be able to come."

[inyourdreams]

"Isn't it a zillion degrees in Mombassa right now?" she asked.

[isnt_the_same]

"Yes unfortunately," he said, not sounding too happy about that. "But I've got a few things to take care of."