the MINOR INJURY meme

[surething]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[inyourdreams]

She snorted.

"You just proved my point," she said before leaning down and nipping at his ear lobe.

[isnt_the_same]

"Yeah, yeah." He slid his hands into the back of her panties.

[inyourdreams]

"Mm," she said when she felt his hands on her ass. She licked at the shell of his ear.

[isnt_the_same]

"You're going to be on top?" He asked softly into her ear.

[inyourdreams]

"Is that what you want?" she asked back, rolling her hips against his a little.

[isnt_the_same]

"If that'll be easier for you," he said. "You're the one with the busted ankle."

[inyourdreams]

"Actually, it may not be," she said, thinking about it. "I don't know if I can tuck it under me like I'd have to to kneel."

[isnt_the_same]

"Me on top then?" He asked.

[inyourdreams]

She nods.

"I know that's not too exciting," she said.

[isnt_the_same]

He kissed her. "Sex with you is always exciting." And then he added, "how about from behind?"

[inyourdreams]

"You think you'll be able to keep from hitting my ankle with yours?" she asked.

[isnt_the_same]

He sighed. "On top, then."

[inyourdreams]

"Sorry," she said.

[isnt_the_same]

"It's okay," he said as he slowly sat up.

[inyourdreams]

She rolled off him carefully.

"Of course it is," she said before pressing a kiss under his ear and whispering in it. "You get to fuck me into the mattress."

[isnt_the_same]

He grinned and carefully rolled on top of her. "Well when you put it that way..."

[inyourdreams]

She grinned back as she straightened her leg to keep her ankle out of the way.

[isnt_the_same]

He slid her shirt up and pulled it off.

[inyourdreams]

She settled back against the bed, looking up at him.

[isnt_the_same]

He worked her panties down next.

[inyourdreams]

"Gonna fuck me in your nice suit?" she joked since he was still fully dressed and she was naked.

[isnt_the_same]

"Want me to?" He asked as he pressed kisses to her bare shoulder.

[inyourdreams]

"Mm, maybe," she said.

[isnt_the_same]

Arthur sat up so he could roll his sleeves up.

[inyourdreams]

Her hands wandered back under his shirt.