Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow

[memeboogeyman]

SHAME YOUR CHARACTER! the meme 


 

Familiar with the concept of 'pet shaming'? Basically, your pet does something bad, you give them a sign, and take a picture so the whole world knows their sins. Google has many examples. Now. We do this for our characters.

○ Post with your character! Name and Canon in the header.

○ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. BLANK COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

○ A magical invisible fairy has placed a shame sign on your character of whatever terrible (or terribly embarrassing) thing your character is guilty of. Write what this sign says in the comment section.

○ Tag out! Make a new friend! And by make a new friend I mean make fun of them!

Comments

sylvie gallard | original character

[dawnfacing]

"Sleeps with her brother's girlfriend and has no regrets."

( she is trying to pry off the sign, but it's stuck by meme magic. finally she lets her hands drop to her sides, looking defeated. )

That's not true! I do have regrets...

[annarr]

What's to regret? Is she a bit dull?

kuki shinobu | genshin impact

[nakunin]

”Uses her healing technique as a thinly-veiled attempt to hide a minor martyr complex.”

[ Aaaand… she’s pulling her hood up. ]

Could’ve been worse, I guess.

Paul Atreides | Dune

[desertpowered]

[Paul looks unhappy more than irritated, and makes no attempt to hide his sign from view. The sign around his neck reads “Ask him about the violent personality cult that rampaged across the galaxy in his name.”]

[annarr]

How violent, exactly?

Tianlang-Jun | SVSSS

[godsbabydaddy]

"Reads erotic RPF about people he knows."

[Is completely unbothered by this and is probably reading one right now.]

I'm not familiar with this 'RPF,' but I do enjoy a good book.

Pip Juckern | Changeling the Lost OC | OTA

[humorous]

[ Says 'no worries', but is worrying practically all the time. ]

niles wheeler ( 63!stranger things )

[mrperfectly]

[ Is so amazingly nosy that his nickname is 'Nancy'.
Uses his trauma as a driving factor that gets him into trouble that causes more trauma.
Romantically torn between two people and they (probably) know it, because he's terrible at hiding it.

he tried briefly to remove the sign, but now he looks defiant about it. ] This is so grossly out of context.

[extrasensory_problems]

[Carter looks at the sign and then makes a thoughtful little noise.]

Huhn, so that's why you have that nickname.

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

["Did what daddy said until he was roughly 1050 years old."]

.....

[Way to hit him where it hurts.]

lapis de fiore | original | ota

[crisantemo]

[ "All her best friends are ghosts and demons, does not know how to talk to actual people."

And Lapis just... shrugs. She can admit she has negative social skills. ]

[grumpface]

Since when the fuck are demons not actual people?

declán chives | oc

[zenzizenzizenzic]

[Negotiates with the foxes at the bottom of the garden as if they speak English and follow his human logic, despite no signs that this is remotely true.

the sign is, at least, as neat and tidy as the man it's pinned to the lapel of. that's probably why he doesn't seem to mind.]

[catmemes]

[ Behold one mildly confused blink. ]

...what's wrong with that?

Abelard 🔥 Three Parts Dead

[everburnt]

[Truly does not understand lay fashion.

But how can the sign say that when he's wearing his very subtle big hat and skinny pants combo??? Bananas. He's pretty sure he looks cool. 1000 points btw to the artist who rendered this glory]

shiro ashiya / alciel | the devil is a part timer!

[khatsudoom]

[Is too cheap to wear anything but Uniqlo and eat anything but tofu and pickled ginger bud.

The reedy blond, indeed wearing a plain Uniqlo tee and simple khakis, glowered at the sign in protest.]

What lies?? I have more than just Uniqlo in my wardrobe-- it's just a practical and affordable brand... And I didn't know I needed to dress up!

[meltinglight]

There's nothing wrong with Uniqlo! Simplicity in style often highlights the best traits of the wearer.

Sigma | Overwatch | OTA

[spaghettification]

[Forgot to eat for three days straight because there was science to do.]

Have we not all been there at one point or another? I think that may have happened even before my accident.

[electricyousei]

You need to find a crew to bring you food while sciencing. Or build a super computer to handle menial tasks like that.

I can't think of all the times that would have happened to me without those.

[pyrodulia]

[Always setting f...

The rest of the sign is burned off, whoops!]

vox. hazbin hotel.

[vods]

[ there's no sign, but his face is cycling between an annoyed expression and CAN'T LET IT GO. ]

Oh, come on! I'm the king of letting things go!

[ he is not. he is the opposite of this thing. ]

[stupidmammon]

What's that sayin' about protestin' too much?

Imanotsurugi | Touken Ranbu

[nikkorin]

["Held his teammate at knife point because he was doing his job, but his job was killing his old master" ]

Ehehe.... I should really apologize.

Mammon | Obey me!

[stupidmammon]

[ The list would be way too long, but as a precaution maybe check your wallet. ]

sephiroth ( ffvii: ever crisis )

[aonibi]

[ Lab rat that's terrible at just being a person.
Will eventually go insane and try to commit genocide.

if he looks a little sad, well.... ]

[sisterimperator]

If you tried to commit genocide while sane, now that's another story.

Sister Imperator (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Her sign read:

Will cause grievous bodily injury - if not outright murder - anyone who smokes near her. ]

Fizzarolli | Helluva Boss

[froggie]

["Pretends to be fine too much. Is not fine, especially about the dolls."

"Mocked a couple in love, while being deeply in love himself."]

Aww, c'mon. They were at Ozzie's, that ain't the place for love songs, no matter who you are.

[He'll just not address the other one.]

[scarydogprivilege]

[ wuh oh! it's big daddy rooster time! ]

... It's alright to not be alright.

[ there's a careful air to it, like they've had this conversation before. knowing them, they probably have.

that said, he's not bothering with the opposite half because really, there's not much to say about that one. they both know about that one. ]

Sakuya Izayoi | Touhou Project | OTA

[elegant_knives]

[ A little too fond of knives ]

That is an exaggeration.

asmodeus. helluva boss.

[scarydogprivilege]

[ HYPOCRITE.

hmmmmm. ]

[thelittleapple]

[Oh, that's... not a very nice word.]

I'm sure that's not true!

[Don't look so grumpy, fellow denizen of Hell!]

Husk | Hazbin Hotel

[grumpface]

[Is Alastor's pet]

[Husk just groans.]

[holdshisown]

I'm not so sure this is something you should be shamed about...

Clark Kent (Superman) | My Adventures with Superman

[anormalman]

[Breaks things by accident with his super strength and comes up with very unconvincing explanations for it.]

Hey, I've been getting better about that! Well, mostly...

[roseeclair]

The incidents, or your explanations?

[Okay yes, she can't resist teasing her beau just a smidge.]

Ple Two | ZZ Gundam | OTA

[pleple]

Killed the girl I was cloned from then died when her spirit tried to save me

...why yes, my life was a complete waste of everyone's time.

[holdshisown]

[In love with his cousin]

That... is really no one elses buisness but my own.

[partyhats]

[ SHRUG. ]

Not the first I've seen it.