Dirty, dirty mind

[inuyasock]

dirty thoughts.

We all have them.

how to play
-Comment with your character. Do not leave your top-level blank.
-They’ve divulged a dirty thought or admission for all to hear! Maybe it’s general, but it could be about a specific person.
-Others will come in and do what they do.
-Thread.

Comments

Noelle Holiday | Deltarune

[neauelle]

God I wish she would bully me like that...

tomie | junji ito's tomie

[moredemons]

Not to sound weird or anything, but I want to feel your hands around my throat.

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[curse_of_girl]

I want someone I trust to overwhelm me.

Jaune Arc | RWBY

[pyrrhic_paladin]

A shorter girl pegging me sounds really good, but I haven't had a chance to try it yet.

[pettymuch]

10/10 would recommend.

kaveh | genshin impact | ota

[muqarnas]

Did you notice how my mouth watered when you took off your clothes?

Felix (Tav) || Baldur's Gate 3 || OTA 25+

[lucky_strikes]

I wanna just lay in bed and fool around all day with my partner. We'd only get up for snacks, it would be great.

[battlemaged]

Hard to find anything wrong with that. Sounds absolutely idyllic, actually.

[lucky_strikes]

I travel a lot so I think the idea of having a big, soft bed and having nowhere to be and nothing to do except each other sounds really, really nice. Maybe change venues to a bathtub or a sofa but just really making a whole day of it, taking our time.

[battlemaged]

You, too? My sympathies. It does sound spectacularly perfect, doesn't it? Even if there's no way in all of the thousand hells it'll ever happen. Not even if I do make good on the threat of barring all the doors and windows. But still, one can daydream, yes?

[lucky_strikes]

Ah, does a "Do Not Disturb" sign not work on your colleagues?

[battlemaged]

You're assuming they can read. Or wouldn't not pretend they can't just to annoy the shit out of me.

[ He grins as he complains, though; he'd walk through fire for any of them (and has, more than once. ]

[lucky_strikes]

[That makes her laugh, bright and amused.]

I know the feeling. I've found getting as noisy as possible at least drowns them out and will sometimes convince them to go away.

[battlemaged]

Oh, Maker, that just makes it worse. Especially when one or two of them - a lady pirate and a dwarf, mind - park it outside of my bedroom window and "howl along".

[ Hawke shakes his head and rubs the bridge of his nose. ]

I had hell explaining that one to the night constable. ...not to mention, Fenris wasn't too amused with any of us, either.

[ Because once he'd actually realized what was going on, Hawke had fallen right off the bed, laughing like a damned lunatic. ]

[lucky_strikes]

Oh no! I suppose if you're all friends, your companions will become immune to any embarrassment and will learn to taunt you in New and exciting ways. I rarely travel with the same crew twice so they don't have time to get used to it.

[battlemaged]

They were immune to embarrassment long before any of us actually met. And I know for a fact that at least one of them spends the down time dreaming up those new and exciting ways to torment me. It gives his life zest, I swear.

You should consider yourself fortunate, if so. Although there's a bit of security in continuity, forever meeting new associates can keep life interesting.

[lucky_strikes]

I'm a treasure hunter. Being occupied in a legal gray area means people prefer to come and go. But it's never a dull moment and one meets all kinds of people. And I love meeting new people all the time. I can't imagine staying in one place for longer than a day or two.

[battlemaged]

Ooh, sounds fun. I've dabbled in the profession a time or two, although finding anything of value has usually been accidental. And while wandering does sound appealing at times, I'm nice and tied down in Kirkwall, with house and relatives both.

And the city's insistent that it'd just wither and die were I to ever leave it, so...there's that. [ The eyeroll and snort afterwards clearly state his opinion on the matter. ]

[lucky_strikes]

[She scrunches her nose at the idea of responsibilities that could tie her to one place.]

Yeah I don't think I could ever be a hero. People start needing you when you do that and wanting you to stick around. I'm more of a "here for a good time, not for a long time" kinda gal.

[battlemaged]

It wasn't a job I applied for, believe me. It's actually more trouble than it's ever been worth. So I'd say your instincts are insanely right, listen to them.

[lucky_strikes]

I'll keep that in mind, next time I get the urge to dabble in heroics.

[battlemaged]

Good idea. It'll hopefully go away the longer you ignore it.

[lucky_strikes]

[She salutes playfully as if solemnly swearing to follow his advice.]
I'm sure it will soon be replaced by a lust for adventure and a healthy appetite for coin.

Or just like, regular appetites and regular lust, probably.

Fujiwara no Mokou | Touhou Project | OTA

[immortal_smoke]

I'd like to make love to you, and then run a sword through your heart right as you climax.

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

Mmm, I kind of want to just learn what does or doesn't work. In that way.

Tiffa Adill | After War Gundam X | OTA

[anatani_chikarawo]

I...

I want Garrod to...

[ She can't... keep it... inside... ]

Finish inside of me, when it's not safe.

aventurine | hsr

[oddsagainst]

Go ahead, put your hands around my neck.

[innervation]

I'm afraid that's not proper resuscitation procedure.

Urbosa | Breath of the Wild | f/f preferred

[urbosa]

My nipples are pierced. I fucked the former Queen of Hyrule on multiple occasions. There is, at this very moment, a jeweled plug in my ass. When I orgasm, thunder claps.

Oh, and I find orgies overrated.

Rogue || X-Men 97

[southernbelleringer]

I just wanna be able to be with someone that I can actually touch....

Absolutely fine with platonic things if you'd prefer!

[wasiagoodson]

I'm sorry. Can you explain, if it's no trouble, and not intrusive of me to ask?

[southernbelleringer]

Well, Sugar, it's a bit complicated. I ain't exactly human. If anyone touches my skin I take their energy, knowledge, powers and I could kill 'em if I'm held long enough.

[wasiagoodson]

I see... That doesn't seem very complicated on the surface.

[Though he doesn't blink, P looks at her with a furrowed brow.]

What about inorganic beings, or man-made constructs? I am a puppet. My father created me to look and feel like a human, but. Most of me inside is like this.

[He gestures with the fully mechanical left arm he has, fingertips clunking against his palm, and his frown softens.]

If you are comfortable with it, I would like to at least offer to try.

If there's anything I can do to help you, I want to.

[teamimpersonator]

...That's...

I'm sorry Rogue.

[southernbelleringer]

[She just sighs softly.]

Not quite sure where that came from, but it's a harsh truth I've learned to live with.

[teamimpersonator]

Not to get too into it but I assumed you and Remy found...

[ There's a little wave of his hand here because-]

You know, other ways of getting intimate.

[only_complete_eternal]

I... may be able to help, but I'm going to need more details

Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote | OTA

[slightlypopular]

...I want a girl to plow me in the ass.

P | Lies of P | OTA

[wasiagoodson]

Though I'm a puppet, I don't know the boundaries or limitations of more... organic... reactions.

[P frowns somewhat, glancing away, though unblinking.]

I'm uncertain where to start.

thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3

[wanderment]

Just touch me all over.

Arpad Kovacs, American Arcadia

[sciencealwaysfindsaway]

Even if you crush eggshells into a fine powder, it still takes a long time for them to decompose and for their calcium to become freely available in the soil.

[Yeah, his only "dirty thoughts" are about literal dirt. Now if you wanted "sexy thoughts" that would be something completely different.]

Cloud Strife | Final Fantasy VII/R

[soldieresque]

All these weirdos keep getting close to me and eyeing me up like they're interested but I wish one of them would just do something.

kanou aogu | cell of empireo | m/m 21+

[vivisectio]

No one's as good to me as I am, but I'd like to see someone game enough to tryyyy~

[lady_kaivodulin]

I'd love to play a game where my lover chases me through the woods and, once they've caught me, spends all night ravishing me on the moss. Bruises and bitemarks to remember it by.