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texts from last night

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[lamentapple]

[ What. ]

Why?

[firstmanbabe]

plans have changed. but i'm not participating.

[lamentapple]

So you just want to... watch an orgie?

[firstmanbabe]

why would i participate?

i'm your bouncer in case shit goes sideways.

[lamentapple]

Let me clarify: you just want to sit there and watch a bunch of other people have sex?

[firstmanbabe]

do you want me to participate?

2/3 whoops

[firstmanbabe]

[...]

[firstmanbabe]

you're so perverted, luci!

[lamentapple]

What. No I'm not, there isn't going to BE an orgy!
But if there were, the guy who wants to jack off to it is the perv!

[firstmanbabe]

why would i jack off to it? i have no interest in watching other people get off.

i told you, my plans changed, and i’d be there as your bouncer.

not that it matters, since there isn’t going to be an orgy. but i can still make the dick pasta for you, luci.

[lamentapple]

Is this about how you don't want me fucking Ozzie?

1/2

[firstmanbabe]

no. i don't.

[firstmanbabe]

and the ducks were gonna prove you couldn't take his dick in your cunt anyway.

[lamentapple]

Excuse me? THE DUCKS were?

[firstmanbabe]

yeah, the ducks.

had a whooole bet going on.

hey i thought you could, but they believed differently. oh well.

[lamentapple]

Oh no. No, you do not get to drag the ducks into this.

1/2

[firstmanbabe]

well i just did. pervy little fuckers.

[firstmanbabe]

don't worry. i put them in timeout.

[lamentapple]

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
The ducks are pure and blameless!

[firstmanbabe]

nope. filthy, degenerate little beasts. bad ducks! bad!

[lamentapple]

[ Have fun being chased around Hell by a giant, angry ducky, because that's what's happening for the rest of the day! ]

[firstmanbabe]

[he's prolly laughing as he runs. very much worth it. would recommend and do again.]