Manhandles

[postingmemes]

THE MANHANDLING MEME

A blatant ripoff of respectful homage to this.

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Sometimes you just crave a gentle, loving touch...
and sometimes, you want to shake someone til the change flies out of their pockets.

• Leave a comment with any preferences.


• Get ready for your character to be pushed around!


• Reply to other characters, RNG, and:





1. Drag them by the arm; hopefully no square dancing will ensue, because this isn't the wanton cruelty meme.


2. Grab them by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back. Also optional: shouting in their face.


3. Take them by the hips to carefully move them out of your way.


4. Smack them upside the head and deal with the repercussions.


5. Grip them by the back of the neck like a reenactment of a cat with kittens.


6. Put a hand on their back to steer them somewhere.


7. Point sternly at a chair (adverb negotiable) and tell them to sit down.


8. Push them back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation).


9. Press a finger to their lips to shut them up.


10. Put a hand on their knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up.


11. Slap their hand away from something they shouldn't touch.


12. Grab their hair (or tie, or whatever) and yank.


13. Slam a door shut before they can leave the room. Alternatively: IN THEIR FACE.


14. Physically pick them up and carry them.


15. Grip their jaw to force eye contact.


16. Pin them with their arms behind their back, like you're the next Bruce Willis.


17. Slam them into a wall. Ouch.


18. Wrestle/pin them to the ground like this is WWE.


19. Trip them, because you are literally or figuratively seven years old.


20. Engage in an elaborate, overly aggressive, or perhaps secret handshake.


21. WILDCARD, if you think you can get wilder than a secret handshake.

Comments

Navia . Genshin Impact . OTA

[radiantrose]

Stolas | Helluva Boss | OTA, m/m for any shipping

[ornithomancy]

Shalom | Path to Nowhere | OTA, F/F preferred

[witheringhush]

[Likely the one being manhandled rather than not.]

cloud strife | ff7r | ota.

[exfirstclass]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

shiro ashiya /demon general alciel | the devil is a part timer! | ota

[khatsudoom]

[Equal parts the manhandler and the one being manhandled. Have fun! ]

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

rolled an 11 to start us off

[likemybooks]

Hey! [Taryon's hand shoots out and shoves Dorian's away from the table.] Don't touch anything I'm working on!

[The current project is a prototype, but important nonetheless: Taryon wonders if he can get an electrical spark with a crystal and use that to power inventions. He hopes it will work without interference from curious friends.]

angell ✘ path to nowhere

[involuted]

( the one doing the lifting but can go either depending, f/f for anything not gen here. )

Yazoo | Final Fantasy VII: ACC

[zookeeper]

Tessa | Tales of Legendia OC | OTA

[merinesexual]

[Can be either party, would like to write her doing the manhandling for once though!]

Mobius M. Mobius | Loki | OTA

[themstandsformobius]

[Just... Try not to break him? Unless that's your thing.]

rolled a 4, hope this works?

[strikingblue]

Kurt was always careful to not be seen as he moved through the shadows back the way he had come, going back to the abandoned church he was hiding out in. But he kept hearing footsteps nearby, as if someone was tailing him.

Probably someone who didn't like mutants, why else would they be following him, he thought to himself. He had to stop them before they found out where he lived. He snuck into an alley and looked quickly for something to defend himself with. He settled on a long pipe and lay in wait till the person rounded the corner. Kurt's heart was beating in his ears as he leapt and swung the pipe at the figure...

Hoping he wouldn't regret this decision...

shika hayakawa | original | ota

[kijoni]

( shika could go either way for this given her nature. )

Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End | ota

[spellcollect]

Ashley | Werewolf OC | OTA

[ironrider]

[can go either way. he wouldn't hate being the one manhandled though. assumed CR or something general just for fun(not shippy).]

14

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I... I can picking you up! [ Swede no. ]

Alastor | Hazbin Hotel

[passimclamoribus]

sanae kochiya 🐸 touhou project 🐍 ota

[does_her_best]

Alivian | Kocchi Muite Glare (dom-sub verse) | OTA, M/M pref for ships/smut

[alivian]

[Incredibly not likely to be a giver of 4, 15, 19, or 20. IS likely to do 11 if hands go to his mask at all. He's 6'6" and not exactly light, so good luck manhandling him more than short distances. Otherwise, 3, 6-10, 14, 16, and possibly 18 are likely enough for him.]

Taryon Darrington | Critical Role | OTA, m/m for ships

[likemybooks]

Ogata Hyakunosuke | Golden Kamuy

[deathofawildcat]

( Either way, but proobably giving for 5, 11, 13. )

Dan Heng | Honkai: Star Rail

[moondrunk]

[ short kings can throw hands and bodies too ]

Steve Rogers (pre-serum/de-serumed AU) / MCU / ota

[shieldborne]

[Chances are he's smaller, so feel free to manhandle him (especially if you're Bucky). He's not above trying it himself, though. He can do this all day.]

lumine ( genshin impact )

[inteyvatflor]

Ben / Prometheus | Legacies | M/M

[divineclaim]

vash | trigun stampede

[skelters]

carol danvers | mcu | ota

[nodoubts]