Manhandles

[postingmemes]

THE MANHANDLING MEME

A blatant ripoff of respectful homage to this.

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Sometimes you just crave a gentle, loving touch...
and sometimes, you want to shake someone til the change flies out of their pockets.

• Leave a comment with any preferences.


• Get ready for your character to be pushed around!


• Reply to other characters, RNG, and:





1. Drag them by the arm; hopefully no square dancing will ensue, because this isn't the wanton cruelty meme.


2. Grab them by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back. Also optional: shouting in their face.


3. Take them by the hips to carefully move them out of your way.


4. Smack them upside the head and deal with the repercussions.


5. Grip them by the back of the neck like a reenactment of a cat with kittens.


6. Put a hand on their back to steer them somewhere.


7. Point sternly at a chair (adverb negotiable) and tell them to sit down.


8. Push them back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation).


9. Press a finger to their lips to shut them up.


10. Put a hand on their knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up.


11. Slap their hand away from something they shouldn't touch.


12. Grab their hair (or tie, or whatever) and yank.


13. Slam a door shut before they can leave the room. Alternatively: IN THEIR FACE.


14. Physically pick them up and carry them.


15. Grip their jaw to force eye contact.


16. Pin them with their arms behind their back, like you're the next Bruce Willis.


17. Slam them into a wall. Ouch.


18. Wrestle/pin them to the ground like this is WWE.


19. Trip them, because you are literally or figuratively seven years old.


20. Engage in an elaborate, overly aggressive, or perhaps secret handshake.


21. WILDCARD, if you think you can get wilder than a secret handshake.

Comments

Navia . Genshin Impact . OTA

[radiantrose]

Stolas | Helluva Boss | OTA, m/m for any shipping

[ornithomancy]

Shalom | Path to Nowhere | OTA, F/F preferred

[witheringhush]

[Likely the one being manhandled rather than not.]

cloud strife | ff7r | ota.

[exfirstclass]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

shiro ashiya /demon general alciel | the devil is a part timer! | ota

[khatsudoom]

[Equal parts the manhandler and the one being manhandled. Have fun! ]

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

angell ✘ path to nowhere

[involuted]

( the one doing the lifting but can go either depending, f/f for anything not gen here. )

Yazoo | Final Fantasy VII: ACC

[zookeeper]

Tessa | Tales of Legendia OC | OTA

[merinesexual]

[Can be either party, would like to write her doing the manhandling for once though!]

Mobius M. Mobius | Loki | OTA

[themstandsformobius]

[Just... Try not to break him? Unless that's your thing.]

shika hayakawa | original | ota

[kijoni]

( shika could go either way for this given her nature. )

Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End | ota

[spellcollect]

Ashley | Werewolf OC | OTA

[ironrider]

[can go either way. he wouldn't hate being the one manhandled though. assumed CR or something general just for fun(not shippy).]

14

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I... I can picking you up! [ Swede no. ]

[ironrider]

How high do you think you can lift me?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Very high, ja? [ He's been fed well recently so he definitely gained a bit of muscle. His little crop top shows it off.

But that does not mean he has to go and annoy strangers. Hopefully he is not in too much trouble. ]

Alastor | Hazbin Hotel

[passimclamoribus]

[ironrider]

I'm intrigued. [He shrugs.] Alright, I'm game. Let's see what you got.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ The Swede easily picks him up, squeezes him and just starts walking around.

After a bit he looks sad. ] I... I expected... it was more fun?

sanae kochiya 🐸 touhou project 🐍 ota

[does_her_best]

Alivian | Kocchi Muite Glare (dom-sub verse) | OTA, M/M pref for ships/smut

[alivian]

[Incredibly not likely to be a giver of 4, 15, 19, or 20. IS likely to do 11 if hands go to his mask at all. He's 6'6" and not exactly light, so good luck manhandling him more than short distances. Otherwise, 3, 6-10, 14, 16, and possibly 18 are likely enough for him.]

Taryon Darrington | Critical Role | OTA, m/m for ships

[likemybooks]

Ogata Hyakunosuke | Golden Kamuy

[deathofawildcat]

( Either way, but proobably giving for 5, 11, 13. )

Dan Heng | Honkai: Star Rail

[moondrunk]

[ short kings can throw hands and bodies too ]