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We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

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[Well well, what have we here? So this is what Ichirin snuck off to do? Tsk tsk. Nue considered being nice for once and letting the nun finish, but hey, she got stuck with some extra work because of this.

She makes a mock yawning sound and grins.]

You gonna get off or what?

[Nue would have probably caught a glimpse of Ichirin biting her robe's collar to keep in her whimpering as she worked herself over a little less than skillfully. She wasn't used to doing things like this, the urge for release was just a little higher than usual today, alright?

Her fingers slid in and out, quickening after every few seconds as she approached a hard earned, well fought for climax.

Until. Yawning. And speaking. Her head spun around to look at Nue so fast that she probably pulled a muscle, but that was the least of her worries right now!

Even if her face was flushed she did her best to sound furious... though it just came out as furiously embarrassed. Talk about a cold shower.]

N-Nue! Don't you have any sense of privacy?!

[Privacy, what's that? Honestly. With Nazrin's mice, Murasa just barging into rooms, Nue being Nue, the temple is not the best place to do anything private.]

No need to stop on account of me. You could've chosen a better spot, though. What if Byakuren had walked in?

[Smiiiiiirk. Of course, Nue knew of a few quiet spots. Whether it be to nap, stash some alcohol or other contraband, or just to get a little stress relief, it was nice to have someplace to fall back to.]

[She really wishes she was a) stronger than Nue and b) not panting in frustration while she spoke. Dammit she was so close, Nue!

Seeing as her hand is still in her underwear, though, she'll just be. Taking that out. Yeah...]

Ah... Lady Hijiri is busy today so... I didn't think she would be around.

[Hang on. That's not the point!]

A-And of course I'd stop if you're here! [Flail flail flail!!] I'm not an exhibitionist!

[Nue really is too easily amused. She also floats a little bit closer.]

What would happen if she were to discover your secret little hobby?

[Such an evil little thing, isn't she? Of course, you never know when she's teasing or when she's serious.]

Oh? I'd been watching for a little bit before I interrupted you. Didn't seem to make that much of a difference.

Yo--Nue! You know that's not what I meant! I didn't know you were here...

[Ignore her while she makes a grab for Nue's collar. Hold still, even.

No wait, her attempt falls flat on it's face when she realizes what Nue had said. Oh.]

She... Lady Hijiri... Don't tell anyone about this, you pest!

I bet you were hoping someone would walk in.

[Like Nue would ever hold still. It's like trying to catch some sort of demonic hummingbird.]

Ah, but that's no fun. What's in it for me?

I was not!

[Making for the door, later hummingbird!!]

Honestly! You should work on your people skills.

What about your people skills?

I think things are about to get a lot more awkward for you around here.

[Yeah, blocking the doorway now. Going somewhere, Ichi?]

[It feels like she just swallowed a lead weight or something. Nue has a way of making her feel uncomfortable.]

What about the fact that you were peeping on me? People will find out!

Doesn't bother me.

[Really, not much would. Nue's a very manipulative creature. And she's suddenly right up in Ichirin's face. That smile means something's up.]

So how about it? You can either spend the rest of your time in the temple in shame, or you could have a little fun and keep your secret safe. I'll even show you a spot where no one ever goes for future reference.

["Do you want to be punched with my left hand or my right hand?" Would have been a better question, actually. It would have been a much easier to answer question, too.]

Do... you want to explain what you mean first?

[Is she even going to get an explanation???]

[Now now, don't be violent. Nue taps a finger against Ichirin's chin.]

Wouldn't you like to finish what you started?

[No, she's not going to get a real explanation.]

I think the feeling is gone after your rudely interrupted.

[She says, trying to sound tough but just coming off as obviously embarrassed...]

Can I go now? Please?

[And now she's going to lift Ichi's chin with her finger. She's not about to let her just walk away, either.]

I could lend you a hand.

[Of course, Nue giggles a little at this.]

[Oh.]

U-Uh... I think I can handle things on my own! Didn't you see enough already?!

[Though she's not exactly pulling her chin away. Her heart is beating nice and quickly and she's already starting to feel, ah, excited all over again.]

No, I don't think I did.

[Nue just stares at Ichirin with a mischievous little grin and licks her lips, taking one of Ichirin's hands and raising it up to her mouth, before taking one of Ichirin's fingers into her mouth and sucking on it lightly.]

[Ah... that's... really ni--]

N-Nue that's the hand I was using to, ah, I mean, that's not clean!

[Ichirin has no game. News at 11.]

Let me wash my hands first... okay?

[First. As in before this. As in this is okay by her right now.]

[And Nue lets go of her finger, but not the hand.]

I know.

[There is a method to Nue's madness. Now she lets go of Ichirin's hand, but she takes hold of her chin instead.]

There's no need. Now, we can either do this here where someone else might walk in, or you can follow me.

[She might make a better decision if she hadn't been so far along in her, ah, efforts. Right now she finds it hard to care, though. This is probably the worst idea she's had since

ever.]

Oh... uh... I'll follow you.

[She's going to regret this forever. Forever and ever.]

[Ideas that involve Nue are generally bad. Fun, but there's usually repercussions if you get caught.]

Good.

[Nue leads Ichirin to a very. very seldomly used room of the Temple, which actually looked locked and the door covered in dust. It opened fine though, and the dust...didn't move? The wonders of Nue's Seeds. Who knows how many abandoned rooms like this Nue has set up across Gensokyo. The room is actually empty, save for a pile of blankets and pillows she's filched from somewhere.]

Not bad, huh?

[Ichirin follows behind and into the room. It looks pretty... uh... crummy, actually.]

It's nice.

[She doesn't think so.]

Is this where we were headed to, you know...

[That's how it's supposed to look. To draw away suspicion.]

Yup. This'll do.

[Nue pulls up a loose floorboard to reveal a bottle of sake.]

Want a drink? Or would you rather get straight to it?

[At least she's being given a choice?]

[No matter how you look at it; this room is suspicious! Well. Once you get your attention drawn to it, maybe? It's suspicious all the same!]

I'll have a drink, if you don't mind. I'm a little nervous.

[Best buddhist.]

[Very best buddhist. Nue just hands her the bottle, because she doesn't have any glasses or saucers to pour it in.]

Go for it.

[Yes, drunk nun will be a bit more interesting.]