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We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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REACTIONS:

➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

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[Ah... that's... really ni--]

N-Nue that's the hand I was using to, ah, I mean, that's not clean!

[Ichirin has no game. News at 11.]

Let me wash my hands first... okay?

[First. As in before this. As in this is okay by her right now.]

[And Nue lets go of her finger, but not the hand.]

I know.

[There is a method to Nue's madness. Now she lets go of Ichirin's hand, but she takes hold of her chin instead.]

There's no need. Now, we can either do this here where someone else might walk in, or you can follow me.

[She might make a better decision if she hadn't been so far along in her, ah, efforts. Right now she finds it hard to care, though. This is probably the worst idea she's had since

ever.]

Oh... uh... I'll follow you.

[She's going to regret this forever. Forever and ever.]

[Ideas that involve Nue are generally bad. Fun, but there's usually repercussions if you get caught.]

Good.

[Nue leads Ichirin to a very. very seldomly used room of the Temple, which actually looked locked and the door covered in dust. It opened fine though, and the dust...didn't move? The wonders of Nue's Seeds. Who knows how many abandoned rooms like this Nue has set up across Gensokyo. The room is actually empty, save for a pile of blankets and pillows she's filched from somewhere.]

Not bad, huh?

[Ichirin follows behind and into the room. It looks pretty... uh... crummy, actually.]

It's nice.

[She doesn't think so.]

Is this where we were headed to, you know...

[That's how it's supposed to look. To draw away suspicion.]

Yup. This'll do.

[Nue pulls up a loose floorboard to reveal a bottle of sake.]

Want a drink? Or would you rather get straight to it?

[At least she's being given a choice?]

[No matter how you look at it; this room is suspicious! Well. Once you get your attention drawn to it, maybe? It's suspicious all the same!]

I'll have a drink, if you don't mind. I'm a little nervous.

[Best buddhist.]

[Very best buddhist. Nue just hands her the bottle, because she doesn't have any glasses or saucers to pour it in.]

Go for it.

[Yes, drunk nun will be a bit more interesting.]

[And she gets to work on that quite quickly, taking more than a few sips too many.]

Why were you even looking at me in the first place? Seriously...

Because I could. Do I really need a reason?

[Then Nue proceeds to get all up in Ichirin's personal space. Sloooooowly taking that bottle away because she doesn't want Ichi to drink it all on her. Nue smirks, and presses her lips against Ichirin's.]

[Eventually it's better just to give up on being creeped out when Nue invades your personal space, and it doesn't bother Ichirin too much anymore.

Today is different, though. Way different.

She's about to protest that, yes actually, Nue does need a reason before the kiss cuts her off. That's... nice. And Nue smirking is nice too.

There's nothing wrong with preferring a readily confident partner, right? Even teasing can be fine, right? It's okay if she kisses back forcefully, right?]

[That's right. Resistance is futile.

Nue passes the bottle off to one of her wings and replaces it under the floor for now. The joys of having extra limbs.

She actually giggles a little into the kiss when Ichirin actually returns it. Nue also takes the opportunity to grope at her chest.]

[Having her chest groped prompts her to return the favour and, obviously, she starts groping at Nue's chest just as much. It might be less skilled but she's trying to be bold!

Alcohol and arousal are working together to make all these terrible choices.]

[Of course to Nue this means victory. She leans a little closer into Ichirin's touch. The nun might not be as skilled with her hands as Nue, but hey, it was better than nothing.

She pulls away from the kiss after a moment and grins victoriously.]

So you do want this.~

[Continuing to fondle Ichirin through her shirt, Nue leans forward to brush her lips against her neck, tongue flicking out against her skin.]