Not your skills, specifically. But last time someone in your department offered me something to “take the edge off”, I lost a week and wrote the backstory for Kevin.
Thanks. I'd be so insulted if you thought I was close to joining in.
:(
Nobody told me it was forbidden. I've been advised not to share certain details in an incredibly threatening manner but overall, I could probably share.
I don't have many reasons to trust people around this place anymore. You're doing a pretty good job convincing me to give you a shot. Keep up the good work.
See that just makes me want to find out more on principle. You've been advised? Threatened? Must be juicy info.
So much for a stress-free work environment. I'll do my best.
Mystery helps keep the fear alive and the fear helps fuel the monsters. And the Director doesn't like when I stop writing. If people knew, they'd bother me too much. It's not that juicy.
5.
Are you sure I can’t give you something to take the edge off?
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Great! Just what I need.
That might make it worse if it knocks me out.
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That wasn’t the plan to begin with.
I just said “take the edge off.”
You doubt my skills?
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But last time someone in your department offered me something to “take the edge off”, I lost a week and wrote the backstory for Kevin.
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Because they’re all idiots.
Guess you learned that lesson the hard way. ;)
Kevin’s really intense.
I’m sorry he happened.
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You might be the only one making sense in there.
Don’t you emoji wink at me. It was horrific.
I’m sorry too.
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Finally someone gets it.
I'm trying to lighten the mood. I'm sure it was horrific. :)
Can't you just unwrite him? If the rumors are true and that's literally what you do.
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You're welcome.
That smiley is making it worse.
What? I wish. That's not how it works.
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It is? Damn. Retiring the smiley.
For now. :)
So how does it work then?
Can you tell me or is it a trade secret?
Forbidden knowledge?
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:(
Nobody told me it was forbidden.
I've been advised not to share certain details in an incredibly threatening manner but overall, I could probably share.
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You're doing a pretty good job convincing me to give you a shot.
Keep up the good work.
See that just makes me want to find out more on principle.
You've been advised? Threatened?
Must be juicy info.
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I'll do my best.
Mystery helps keep the fear alive and the fear helps fuel the monsters.
And the Director doesn't like when I stop writing. If people knew, they'd bother me too much. It's not that juicy.
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Thank you.
That's fair. But I'm not in the stable.
I'm just a nosey busybody with nothing else better to do.
Seriously? Damn.
Oh well.
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Busybody or not, you might tell someone that actually is afraid and then it'll get pissy.
Sorry. :/
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Bullshit.
I know how to keep a secret.
I work here, don't I?
It's okay. I'll get over the disappointment eventually.
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True.
You'd have to ask the right questions. I can't just tell you everything for no reason.
Cool. Am I going to get over this panic-attack?
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