Ugh, as if

[sarafina]

RATE THAT TASTE

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Yor Briar 🗡️ SPY×FAMILY

[yormom]

[ Behold, her husband. ]

[backstreetbard]

Oh, he seems delightful. Well done, Yorikins.

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

[flatcola]

[ This whole vibe ]

[love_the_smell]

She's cute.

Sagiri Sakurai | Super Robot Wars T | OTA

[salarywoman]

[ It's not her fault she's a magnet for cute younger girls ]

[1054]

Your co-worker is cute...

[Said without any particular judgment or jealousy--she really is cute!!]

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

[ The girlfriend gallery will convince everyone ]

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Papa Emeritus Zero. Otherwise known as Papa Nihil. ]

[shouldhaveknown]

Wow~

His looks had me almost ask if you're dating one of the Hassans!

nanami kento | jujutsu kaisen

[nonexempt]

[ his beloved ]

[sisterimperator]

Most everyone's beloved, one would think.

Nobara Kugisaki | JJK

[ratherbeahammer]

[the castmate, the memes]

--Excuse me? I'm calling foul on that last one!

[dishardened]

Oh, look at that.

[ Annie would be sipping tea if she had any. ]

Relax. You'd be better off with the other two, I'm sure.

claudine claire catherine léonie duval — original character — ota

[3cld]

[ She doesn't have a crush on the resident choreographer. She does. cw for semi-nudity. ]

Ashley Graves | Coffin of Andy and LeyLey | OTA (M/F pref)

[brothalova]

Look at this fucker right here! And wish you could you bag yourself some of that.

[note, stating desire for him may, or may not, go over well.]

[flatcola]

Eh.

[ That might a bad answer too. ]

Sebastian LaCroix | VtM: Bloodlines | OTA

[ventruly]

[The Nosferatu PC.]

They may not be much for looks, to some, but as far as I'm concerned, beauty atop their other talents is gilding the lily.

[As for this guy.]

Quite the opposite problem here, his looks outstrip with ease any of his other qualities.

[acaseofyou]

Ten out of ten, honestly.

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[in canon... he likes a certain autobot

crosscanon ship varies with... literature club president, a fashionista, underworld goddess, and an average person.]

[thesunreturns]

[husband (at right) and wife (left)]

I need to take some pictures of Patrick and Dianda together.

[Because presumably they were the ones taking pictures of this date night, so all of the pictures have Simon in them.]

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

He's just so amazing.

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

[ Cornelia and Euphie ]

Seiga Kaku | Touhou | OTA

[blast_taoism]

[her royal highness]

Truly, this humble sage could ask for no better mistress under which to serve!

Payila | Granblue Fantasy

[acquisitivus]

[The picture is dim and a little hard to make out, but one thing that's clear is that it's not of a person--rather, it appears to be of a vault of some kind, piled high with...well, all kinds of stuff. Glittering gems heaped next to stuffed animals, parchment scrolls, books, winebottles, and who knows what else.]

[blazearang]

Twenty out of ten!

kevin kaslana | honkai impact 3rd

[shamash]

[ his girlfriend, mei, and his partner, su. maybe he has a type? long haired, smart, and pretty... good. ]

Dante | Devil May Cry

[red_oni]

[You know who it is.]

[flatcola]

...stop. Don't tempt me.

Shoko Ieiri || JJK

[notlikethetrash]

[Well, she's not dating either one of them, but she is best friends with them.]

Clyde Blackburn | BF1 | M/F

[flyingknight]

Take a good, long look at her lads. You'll never see a finer girl like her!

thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3

[wanderment]

[ don't mind her just collecting all the hot people in faerûn to stay at her camp. ]

Warren | Bloody Shadows

[badlucklady]

[Steadfastly ignoring this poster while drinking extra-hot chai.]

Clark Kent (Superman) | My Adventures with Superman

[anormalman]

[Going by canon, it's Lois Lane.]

lucilius | granblue fantasy

[unmessianic]

[ His masterpiece, Lucifer (almost a spitting image to his maker). And Belial, the other oldest creation. Hmph. He could add on the other angels he has crafted if necessary.

Admiring his own handiwork is as close as it gets to 'attraction' for him. ]

[gabrielbefore]

Hmmmm...

dulia-chai | ffxiv

[backbreaker]

[i haven't touched endwalker don't talk to me bout endwalker i will not comprehend :( ]

Oh, but it has to be my darling Chai-Nuzz, doesn't it? Here, here! [And she gently pats a poster of him most adoringly, eyes sparkling with giddy, girlish love.] He's a dream, isn't he? Just the most wonderful husband a girl could ask for!

[shouldhaveknown]

Oh my! He looks like the most dignified [don't say gentle-cat! don't say gentle-cat!] Gentleman one could wish for! Have you two been married for long?